the Itis

The general feeling of lethargy and well-being experienced after eating a satisfying meal. This phenomena is particularly triggered by foods high in carbohydrates and meats containing the amino acid tryptophan.

I got the itis so bad after the Thanksgiving meal I just chilled on the couch and watched some movies.

the Itis by Dorjan Scott February 16, 2004

console-itis 

Describes a videogame ported to PC from a console system, or co-developed for both console and PC, that is percieved to suffer from the alleged shortcomings of console gaming.

Symptoms of console-itis include save points, low texture/graphical detail, poor or no mouse support, lack of gameplay depth, and limited configuration options.

Presumably, with consoles becoming more and more like PCs, console-itis will become less and less of an issue in the days and years to come in the future of the age of tomorrow.

There are too many examples to list. Just think of almost any console game ported to PC that you've played, and there's your example.

console-itis by Phlegatu August 13, 2005

Ringtone-itis 

A frequently occurring phenomenon now that real songs are often used with cellular phones, taking the place of the antiquated "ringing" sound.

Ringtone-itis occurs when a favorite song is chosen to be someone's ringtone, but after months of hearing it when receiving a call, that person cannot stand to hear the song anywhere (on the radio, iPod, CD). A once-beloved song is now taboo. And the worst part is, you did it to yourself.

You- "Dude, I LOVE "Heartless" by Kanye! I'm so gonna make that my ringtone!"

4 months later.........

You again- "Dude, if I hear that song one more time I am going to punch someone in the face, I am that enraged by my once-beloved song."

A wise friend- "Sounds like a case of Ringtone-itis to me. The cure? Change your ringtone, man."

(And the sick cycle begins again)

Ringtone-itis by UrbaneScholar June 4, 2009

Triple-winky-itis 

Condition where you blink very fast and uncontrollably for appx. 350 times per minute.

Possibility of being diagnosed from any age, except at birth.

Condition is very rare.

Currently no cure for this certain condition, but can be treated by simply cutting off your eyelids, or keeping your eyes closed for life.

Basically, if you have this condition you are screwed. You should either kill yourself or get killed with this condition

Friend 1: bruh why are you blinking so much you look like you’re having a seizure?
Friend 2: I got diagnosed with triple-winky-itis a couple days ago. Lol

Triple-winky-itis by Pastalovin April 28, 2020

ugly itis 

ugly itis a person or something that is not only ugly damn ugly a way to tell someone they are extremely ugly or something that is extremely ugly

that girl has a major case of ugly itis

my neighbor bought a junk car that thing has a major case of ugly itis

ugly itis by littlejimmie May 8, 2019

Hedwig-itis 

The fear that Hedwig (the owl from the Harry Potter series) will swoop down at any moment and bite your fingers off one-by-one.

"Hey, let's go outside!"

"Sorry... I can't. I have Hedwig-itis."

Hedwig-itis by HB loves HP November 7, 2011

ONE-ITIS 

ONE-ITIS
Common symptoms of stage 1 ONE-ITIS are the following:

-thinking she's so much different from any other girl you've ever met.
-thinking she is the most beautiful girl in the world.
-thinking she is to at least some degree innocent and moral. (See definition of a slu.)

Common symptoms of stage 2 ONE-ITIS are the following:

-calling her 2-3x a day, just to talk.
-staying on the phone when she calls you.
-analyzing everything she says and does. Example: "I saw Mary-Slu in the hall today, she looked my way, what did she mean by that???"
-completely ignoring every other girl who shows interest in you.
-asking anyone and everyone for advice and to over-analyze her actions.
-thinking your different from the other 100000000 million "good guy friends" she has. Reality check dbag, YOUR NOT.

You love her even though shes hooked up with all your friends? You suffer from ONE-ITIS.

ONE-ITIS by NewportBenzo August 8, 2006