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I Loosened It For You 

What a guy says, with no hint of sarcasm, after he tries to open a jar of Mayo and fails, and his 95 lb. twig-shaped aneorexic girlfriend opens it after him.
Guy 1: Hey man, can you open this jar of Mayo?

Guy 2: Sure

<grabs jar out of hand of Guy 1 and strains considerably at opening it. He fails and hands it to his 95 lb. twig-shaped aneorexic girlfriend, who pops that shit open like it aint no thang.>

Guy 2: I loosened it for you...
<As Guy 1 laughs>
I Loosened It For You by G-Negro December 15, 2008

fake it till you make it

faking confidence or happiness until you've reached or attained it; displaying what you want to be until you become it
I'm very uncomfortable in my skin, but act confident around everyone. Gotta fake it till you make it!

It's Not Me, It's You 

The true meaning behind the popular term, it's not you, it's me.
I told her, it's not me, it's you, because that was the truth.

it's you 

A phrase often uttered by people right before they die.
Captain: It's you!!!
it's you by Doctor eL February 22, 2004

call it what you want 

the best song on taylor swift’s 2017 album, reputation
person 1: hey what’s the best song on reputation

person 2: oh it’s call it what you want

Don't knock it 'til you rock it 

Basically, give something or someone a chance before you put it down.
1. Carl: I'm never watching Game of Thrones... I don't like fantasy.

Carol: Game of Thrones is the best show ever. Ever.

Carl: Shoot. I knocked it... before I rocked it.

2. Stan: I hate to think I'd ever eat sautéed pig stomach... it sounds gross.

Deborah: It's actually okay. My aunt makes it on Thanksgiving.

Stan: Fuck. Seriously???

Deborah: Don't knock it 'til you rock it.

3. Vern: WOW crack IS powerful.

Bert: Goddamn right it's powerful. Don't ever knock it til you rock it. Fucker.