internetvention

intervention: To help someone get a real life. Where Everyone gets together to help a friend that lives their life through, cell phone, I-pad, lap-top. And has no real life outside of the Internet.

internetvention : he or she lives her their through Face book, pinterest, e-mail, and texting. Everything in their life is 2 dimentional, and now they dont know how to have a real conversation, or interact in real real life capacity.
Socially crippled

internetvention by emotional September 8, 2012

Interneted 

It could be in IRL but instead it should be ominous mysterious and have a digital representation.

Pay a few dollllars, have a good tiiime, maybe its free. NO. It was interneted.

Interneted by breakboy72 July 14, 2018

internetten-worldo 

Interaction purely in electronic format, devoid of all real human contact, but yet somehow fulfilling. It is a variant of bizarro-worldo yet not quite the same, because it is different.

We met on internetten-worldo, but I'm trying to get her to go all the way!

internetten-worldo by Jeoloro-thru February 28, 2003

internentertainment 

A good way to keep your interns occupied.

Senator: "The interns are fucking bored."
Chief of Staff: "Some internentertainment ought to shut up those whiny bitches."
Senator: "Now, I think I dropped a cheese-doodle in the cuff of my pants. Would you get it for me?"

internentertainment by modustype224 June 18, 2009

internetovert 

Someone with zero social skills who hides behind the curtain of the internet.
An internetovert might also have a fake profile on social networks that portrays him/her as who he/she is not.

Look at that guy, he can speak a word straight. He hides behind his internet persona all day. Yeah he's an internetovert.

internetovert by prolificd October 5, 2010

interneuter

Loosing your connection to the internet

Johnny was interneutered suddenly by his cable company which left him feeling much like his cat who was neutered a few days ago.

interneuter by eviltoystealer September 2, 2008

internetfreak 

a person who thinks the internet is uber

aaron is a internet freak

internetfreak by Jacques April 7, 2003