Rose Index 

The Rose index is a simple ratio that signifies the quality of available women in a given city.

The equation is derived off of observed 1-10 rating of people in relationships you view around town.

Quality of Woman / Quality of Man, with 1 being a base case where these two are equal.

The Rose Index is absolutely on fire in Russia! I see these absolute smokeshow 10's holding hands with these portly drunken 4's of men. That's a whopping 2.5 on the Rose Index!

Rose Index by Esorja November 27, 2014

cylinder index 

The total number of internal combustion cylinders in your possession. (vehicles, gas powered equipment, marine and aviation all qualify). Popularized by "Garage Logic" A radio show on Minnesota's AM 1500.

"I have a cylinder index of 48"

cylinder index by Charlie Dank July 28, 2007

Cougar Index 

Your Cougar Index is a cummulative score calculated by taking the age difference between your cougar and your self, then multiplied by the number of times that you have nailed them.

This week Pierre's Cougar Index was 106, he nailed the 45 year old 4 times, the 47 year old 3 times and the 50 year old twice! For a 35 year old, he sure does get lucky a lot.

Cougar Index by El Dudarino March 15, 2013

S-index 

S-index or Sexy-index is defined as follows: Anyone knows how to rate a girl from 1 to 10. Now s-index of a boy is the maximum x such that he has nailed at least x girls of rank x or more.

Example: Suppose that you have nailed 1 girl of rank 1, 2 girls of rank 2, 2 girls of rank 3, 5 girls of rank 4, 3 girls of rank 5 and 4 girls of rank 8. In this case, your s-index is 5 because you have nailed 5 girls of rank 5 or better and your s-index is not 6 because you have not nailed 6 girls of rank 6 or more.

S-index by Fluffy Smail September 8, 2016

Masturbatory Index File

Is the systematic cataloging of persons of interest for later use as masturbation fantasy fodder. Elaborate indexes can be cross referenced by type of body, hair color, size of breasts ( if applicable ), bi-sexuality, sexual acts you envision them doing etc.

In public it can be referenced as " MI-File " pronounced MY-File

Masturbatory Index File example---"Those two women were so hot I added them to MI-File--and now they are bi-sexual and I'll be seeing them later tonight"

Masturbatory Index File by knight1to1 August 2, 2009

over index 

To weight more heavily during decision making than is sensible, or to focus more heavily during a discussion than is warranted.

"You're over indexing on the one time he failed; by and large he succeeds."

over index by Buzz you October 20, 2020

Ease of Opening Index 

A numerical scale (from 0 to 10) by means of which variables, such as age, level of hotness, dating demand, level of horniness, family background, and boob to waist ratio, predicts how many dates and monetary investment you will need to score with a particular broad. It predicts with astonishing accuracy when the female will open her legs for you.

Yo... have been dating Suzie 4 times straight.

Have you scored yet?

Nope!

So? What´s the point?

I´m cool Bro, Ease of Opening Index predicts no more than two dates and the gates will open for me.

Ease of Opening Index by rperazag May 21, 2010