Illinois

1. The Land of Lincoln
2.Obamanation (Fuck You Hawaii)
3.The space inbetween Chicago and St. Louis and the eventual battleground in the war between Cubs fans and Cards fans.
4. Home of the most corrupt politicians in the world.

Chicago just needs to severe from Illinois and become its own state, most downstaters treat it like one anyways.

Illinois by Redhawk23 December 24, 2008

Desmanthus illinoensis 

Desmanthus illinoensis is a perennial weed legume growing from .3 to 1 meter tall. It has fern-like leafed branches and produces N,N-DMT in its root bark. Other names for Desmanthus illinoensis are Bundle Flower, Illinois Bundle Weed, and Prairie Bundleflower.

If this plant is smoked, it is said to have a psychedelic effect on your body. It starts to work in about 20 seconds after smoking and lasts around 10 minutes.

One of the experiences someone had was after smoking Desmanthus illinoensis:

"As I bowed (sitting crosslegged on the floor), I felt my spine open, and when I sat up, looked at my friend and felt that I was truly able to see him as God. To do this I had, while bowed down, to see the deepest cruelties that humans are capable of (rape and murder). A kind, deep voice said this was a part of the human condition that a deeply realized being is willing to see. Being willing to view this with detachment let me appreciate the depth of love I had for all people, and I was able to express this to my friend. This intensity lasted for perhaps ten minutes, and the comedown was very gradual. I am writing this almost 20 hours later; no residual effects at all, but I have felt a pleasant centeredness and afterglow."
---from Freyje

Desmanthus illinoensis by Nicholas Roberts March 31, 2008

Enjoy Waukegan, Illinois 

"Enjoy Waukegan, Illinois" is a tourism Facebook page that gets the word out on what's going on and what's new and coming in the "arts-friendly" city of Waukegan, Illinois. This Facebook page promotes events and businesses in Waukegan, Illinois. The Facebook page can be found at www.facebook.com/EnjoyWaukeganIllinois.

I'm going to look on the "Enjoy Waukegan, Illinois" Facebook page to find somewhere to eat tonight in downtown Waukegan, Illinois!

Enjoy Waukegan, Illinois by Enjoy Waukegan, Illinois August 1, 2011

Illinois Valley 

The Illinois Valley is a region that is located in the north-central part of Illinois. Approximately 100 miles southwest of Chicago, the Illinois Valley is often referred to simply as "the IV"
Though the region is not geographically defined it is generally accepted that it is bordered by Mendota on the North, Streator on the South, Princeton on the West, and Marseilles on the East.
The IV is characterized by a larger than average number of bars per capita, resulting in a higher level of alcoholism than is generally found across the country. Alternatively, there is a larger than average number of churches per capita.
The IV is located in a largely rural area covered in corn and soybean fields.
There are many business establishments named after the Illinois Valley, including Illinois Valley Community Hospital (IVCH) and Illinois Valley Community College (IVCC). IVCC students characteristically play Euchre and other card games instead of going to class, as a result it is not uncommon to remain an IVCC student for three years or more.

I've got to go home and visit my parents in the IV.

I need to make a trip to the Golf'n'Pub and Tiki.
So you're heading to the Illinois Valley?

Illinois Valley by lindzimae August 31, 2007

illinest

another way to say illest

this camp is like the illinest thing i've ever been to!

illinest by pauka! May 13, 2005

Hampshire Illinois 

Hampshire Illinois is a little conservative redneck town out in the country. Friday night hot spot is Casey’s gas station and people drive tractors to school. Let’s roll up some joints and go ride my John Deere and farm! Hampshire Illinois is a perfect example of Trump USA.

Let’s cruise the countryside of Hampshire Illinois and smoke a blunt!

Hampshire Illinois by CountryLivingHampshireIL August 27, 2018

University of Illinois  

The university is located in central Illinois across the towns of Champaign and Urbana. The school is well known for its academics, athletics, party scene, and school spirit. It is consistently ranked among the top universities in America in U.S. News and World Report. The university is commonly recognized for its exceptional engineering and business programs. It was also ranked the eighteenth best party school in the United States in 2009 by the Princeton Review. It is home to the largest Greek Community in the country with over 50 fraternities and 30 sororities. Alumni from the university are some of the most successful men and women in America, this includes Roger Ebert, the founders of YouTube, Deron Williams, and much more. Whether it is attending a Big Ten football game, going out to the bars, or chanting the famous I-L-L-I-N-I chant the students of this campus love their school.

My four years at the University of Illinois was the best experience of my life.

The University of Illinois is the greatest school in the Big Ten.

University of Illinois by Andy Roffer March 30, 2009