Hobby Hog 

A person who quickly becomes immersed in a activity that usually takes years of practicing to be considered a hobby.

Once Mason listened to “Let’s get it on” on Zachs turntable he’s been compulsively buying vinyls ever since and is now considered a “hobby hog” by his cohorts.

Hobby Hog by Pussyslayer87 March 29, 2020

Hobby Lobby 

To take away something that someone needs because you don't like it.

I caught Monisha eating a bagel for breakfast again so I Hobby Lobbied that gluten right into the trash can.

After returning from his first Scientology meeting, Tristan decided he had to Hobby Lobby his girlfriend's Zoloft.

Hobby Lobby by modernfluff July 3, 2014

Hobby Lobby 

An arts & crafts chain that employs its own fleet of truck drivers to smuggle religious artifacts while butt fucking the driver at the same time

I got sent to the rail yard today and pulled a Hobby Lobby

Hobby Lobby by wolfman87 July 30, 2017

Hobby Nazi 

Hobby Nazi

A person who has no hobbies but to do nothing with their spare time souly to sabatage other peoples activities and/or fun, many times using reverse psychology to bring him,her, or them, down to the instigator's (hobby nazi's) level of wasting spare time purposly to " bore and screw them out of the other persons usual spare-time activities"

If other people can go about participating in their hobbys in which the hobby nazi cannot do, he/she will try to bring you down with them, into doing nothing.

"Yo Kevin is a hobby nazi!"
"DON'T DO IT, hes a hobby nazi!"

Hobby Nazi by $Won$ February 16, 2006

Hobby Lobbyist 

A person who calls themselves pro-life, but is really only concerned with life from conception to birth, ignoring said child after it leaves the womb. True pro-life individuals are equally concerned with feeding, clothing, housing, educating and raising the child until it reaches maturity.

Also known as using the power of a corporation to spread your own religious beliefs.

I am tired of listening to you drone on and on about how pro-life you are. Didn't you vote for cuts in education, social services, WIC and comprehesive/inclusive healthcare for women? You've turned into such a negative, Hobby Lobbyist - all you care about is the fetus!

Hobby Lobbyist by [e-mail] July 7, 2014

hobby fascination disorder 

n. condition that consumes one's character to the point of analyzing the substance, validity and quantity of their hobbies and moreover the hobbies of others. Extreme cases include "I've got more hobbies than you and they are better than yours" tantrums and reaching hobby goals of several new hobbies a week to secure the "I've got more hobbies than you and they are better than yours" quarrel. No cure exists for these hobbyist due to the developmental issues that plague the brain in a constant, old hobby, present hobby and future hobby beat that never finds closure.

Don't pet him, he's got hfd(hobby fascination disorder.

hobby fascination disorder by alpha nfi December 27, 2008

Hobby shopper

One who shops for fun and gets great deals for family and friends

I hobby shopped for a great bicycle for my niece, it's like new and half the cost of a new one, Ellie loves it! Hobby Shopper score!

Hobby shopper by BjlOwens June 5, 2017