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ass hider 

A sweatshirt or jacket tied around the waist of a female with the torso section hanging down to cover her rear end. It may be 100+ degrees outside and there she is with an ass hider on. Fools no one and brings attention to it rather than hiding it.
Indicates to the male species that a woman is self confident about the size of her ass and feels the need to cover it up. Shows lack of self confidence and low self esteem.
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Man that chicks can is so big she need an ass hider.

Black widow sure needs an ass hider in the last Avengers movie.

Check out the cute blonde with the ass hider on.
ass hider by Scott Desden May 14, 2016

grinder hider

A closeted homosexual who likely holds a position of authority.
Rick Santorum is probably a grinder hider.

Sprout Hider 

Something to call someone to basically confuse them during Christmas or other times of the year
Sprout Hider by DCVertigo December 9, 2023

hamster-hider 

the anal orifice of a male homosexual, also known as a faggot’s queer pussy, into which a small hamster is inserted to scurry around the disgusting fag’s G-spot and provide sexual stimulation to the excited homo
The sexy 16-year-old Str8 bully stopped working on his homework momentarily and glanced at his little faggot brother breathing heavily, moaning, and squirming around on his bed.

“It won’t be long now, fairy,” he addressed the 11-year-old gayboy, laughing at the poor pint-sized poof sobbing while getting all hot and bothered. “Ever since I shoved that lovable small rodent up your queer hamster-hider, it’s been busy nibbling on your G-spot, fag. In about ten seconds, you’re gonna have the craziest hands-free dry cum of your young life, little homo! Hahahahaha!”

Sure enough, as if on cue, the preteen phagget gasped then bucked and heaved once . . . twice . . . thrice, and finally collapsed on the bed, saying, “Thanks, bro! That was awwwwesome, dude! Now will you pleeeease remove the fuckin’ hamster from my gay butthole?!”
hamster-hider by FaggotyFag March 11, 2024

lint hider 

When you take the lint off the dryer filter and instead of walking 2 feet to the trash, you wad it up and throw it between the dryer and the wall thinking noone's gonna be the wiser.
I was doing some spring deep cleaning, and found four big lint balls that little lint hider dropped. She thinks we don't know, but I see her!!! I'm putting the lint back in her pockets..
lint hider by streart07221969 December 14, 2024

Hibernacle 

You’ve guessed it! It’s a place where you go to hibernate; somewhere to go in winter to get away from petty annoyances, destressify and catch up on sleep. Too good to be true? Yeah, it probably is.
Malcolm is so stupid, he thought hibernacle was a type of barnacle.
Hibernacle by AKACroatalin January 3, 2017