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Half Baked Wiener 

1. Soggy corn dog

2. When you think his dick is hard, but it’s not
I was about to hop on his dick when I realized it was just a half baked wiener.

half-baked egg

A hair-brained retargerous idea, formulated by a half sane individual
Lol, you lunatic, what half-baked egg did you come up with today?
half-baked egg by Uncle Dimma April 24, 2021

half-baked fuckwit

1) 'good sir', or 'my good man';

2) (formal writing) 'to whom it may concern'
Half-baked fuckwit, can you direct me to the intersection of lexington and asshole?
half-baked fuckwit by involutia October 31, 2025

half-baked potato

A personality type or individual who frequently makes impulsive decisions that are not fully thought out, or who enters into actions, projects, and relationships without being fully committed. They exhibit massive enthusiasm during the initial "brainstorming" phase but lack the mental stamina or discipline to fully "cook" the idea, often leaving plans or people completely stranded halfway through.
"I thought Mark was serious about learning the guitar when he bought that expensive Fender, but he quit after two days. He is such a half-baked potato."

half-bakerism 

Another name for oneness pentecostalism or modalism. A half-baked pseudo-Christian belief that rejects the trinity (Father, Son, Holy Spirit), says that Jesus is "One God" that manifests as three different beings, and says that anytime Jesus prayed he was talking to himself. Popularized by Tyler Baker of Valiant Baptist Church in Florida.
Rick, Elliott, Russell, and Doreen are Half-Bakerists, and thereby involved in Half-Bakerism.
half-bakerism by majorsix March 5, 2018
‘When you have a big poop and don’t push it all out, you hold it in so it’s half way and it feels like a cock in your ass, Leave it in for as long as possible without snapping off’
Steve: ‘ Hey Lewis guess what I just did?
Lewis: ‘What did you just do Steve?’
Steve: ‘ A half bake’
Lewis: ‘What’s a half bake?’
Steve: ‘I just did shit, 2 inches in diameter and shat half of it out and left the other half inside. Kept it in for as long as possible, Felt like a cock up my ass’
Lewis: ‘Nice, Show me some time’

*Two heterosexual males having a conversation’
Half Bake by Bricklayer Steve November 22, 2018