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a dissfunctional bloke who minces around wanting 2 get laid
and cant hold a conversation together without getting confussed.
" mate your such a guppy on times"
guppy by roxyanna September 22, 2006
A small, white colored live-bearing dog, native to Melbourne and adjacent suburbs. Usually, hyperactive and is closely related to the terrier family.

Occasionally female guppies may behave aggressively towards the televison, engaging in fin-nipping and other bullying behaviour. Guppies live in complex social networks, choosing humans as there preferred social partners instead of their canine friends.

Guppies also have fish like attricbutes, which makes them unique and attractive to look at.
"Oh my god your dog is so cute, what breed is she?"
"She is a maltese terrier"
"She is very much a guppy dog, she is so flippant"
Guppy by Lilly Sait January 31, 2008
Someone who is in a overly good, romantic, and/or loving mood. love
You're being so guppy today babe.
guppy by ASHE March 16, 2005
The thumb folding into the palm where as the pointer through ring ringer are insterted vaginally whilst the pinky is used to stilmulate the anus.
I gave a girl the guppy and she turned into a superfreak.
Guppy by Iz-B September 16, 2006
A girl who tries to get with and flaunts herself on a married man/ boy.
this guppy just posted on his facebook wall with a 'heart'
Guppy by lalalulu27 June 28, 2011
The act of being the "bitch" in your group of friends. The friend that will do anything you tell her to.
Person 1: I just told christine to go move my car and she did.
Person 2: Haha she pulled a guppy
Guppy by Christine Oppenheim May 25, 2009