farmer’s glide

Farmer’s lube is the act of using grease that’s usually used to lubricate farm equipment, for sexual intercourse. It isn’t exactly slick and probably won’t feel amazing but it’s a rite of passage as you can never be real farmer until you’ve done this.

Her: did you bring lube?
Him: nah I brought farmer’s glide
Her: for fucksake Jim, we’re not that poor

farmer’s glide by Luwelyn.moss May 4, 2023

Road Glide

Harley Davidsons best kept secret

nobody knows how well a Road Glide rides except an owner of one

Road Glide by shipyardtrash777 June 17, 2013

Slide & Glide 

When you're trying to sleep with a easy hoe & get high at the same time. roll a blunt while she gives him head then smoke it while fucking.

Female: So what'chu trying to do?
Brody: sh*t bitch, im trying to Slide & glide.
Female: well spark it up & get in these thangs.

Slide & Glide by Zeebie July 17, 2011

wide glide 

Woman with very wide cleveage , much room between boobs or no cleveage at all

Check out that chick on the dance floor with the 2 boobs spaced far apart, you mean wide glide in the blue?

wide glide by farmritch February 12, 2008

Asian Glide 

Wehn you tak a fat chick (has to be fat) and spread her cheeks and put a stick of butter in her ass and close it for approximately 2 minutes. Then open it up and you're good to go!!!

"Boy, that asian glide sure helped with the sexual experience. Now get out of my house."

Asian Glide by Mike Cannon May 22, 2004

gangsta glide 

the sort of walk displayed by those members of society that are influenced by the gangsta culture. usually classified by a limp-like quality with more of an emphasis on side to side shoulder movement.

"did you see that group of gangsters that just passed? they had some serious 'gangsta glide' going on."

"that guys 'gangsta glide' made him look physically challenged!"

gangsta glide by djdiseased March 27, 2009

LT Glide 

A dance move made popular by San Diego running back Ladanian Tomlinson (LT). Originally produced in 2007 for a Nike commercial.

Jesus: What it do? What shall we send the people father? They are jobless, hungry, torn by natural disasters, and fearful of influenza.

GOD: Give them the LT Glide.

LT Glide by RyNy from Sprng Valy January 13, 2010