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The worst inside joke (hand gesture) 

When you turn your hands into a claw like shape point your finger tips at each other and move them in a way as if your solving a rubrics cube then simultaneously making a deep sound similar to that of a whale making sweat love to a cow. Going a little something like this " Whab, whab, whab" This gesture can be used in many situations such as explaining lesbian sex to a young child teaching and telling your fiends this is what you did his/hers mom last night. The goal of this gesture is to instill fear and confusion.
Jack : "what the hell are you doing"
Tom : "Its what i did to your mother last night( while making "The worst inside joke (hand gesture)" ) "

open gesture

to say something without an intention of actually doing it. Making an offer that is not intended to be fulfilled or even taken up by someone.
Rocky: if theres anything you need let us know

Mom: actually there is something you could do for us

Rocky: really? wow no ones ever actually taken us up on our offer before

CeCe: yea havent you guys ever heard of an empty gesture?
by Mac Is Fresh January 16, 2012

Open gesture: sjdusjensisjsnufjfuri
open gesture by Heusheusurhfut November 13, 2017

good-will gesture cancel 

when you go visit your ex-mother-in-law in her death bed and she improves thereafter, and your subsequent attempt to visit her gets shot down by the nixstress ex wife of yours.
Sheila adamantly dodged inexistence everyday after her former son-in-law visited her in the hospital. And how do the ex-wife show grace? with good-will gesture cancel, *smh*
good-will gesture cancel by lando888 September 15, 2015

gentlemen's gesture 

A fart bad enough to cause a small car accident.
He gave the 'gentlemen's gesture in a way you couldn't imagine.

rock n roll hand gesture 

i posted a picture of me doing a rock n roll hand gesture because i’m the best soccer player

Romantic Gesture 

A Romantic Gesture is identical to a Loving Gesture, except that in order to qualify as "romantic," it needs to be at least somewhat pointless or useless; lacking in practical function or utility.
If you wash the dishes, take out the trash, fart elsewhere, tell her you love her, go to her special events, and buy her tampons, but don't buy her flowers that will die in just days, you've never performed a single Romantic Gesture. What a dick.
Romantic Gesture by TheTed January 18, 2015

Romantic Gesture 

A true Romantic Gesture is a Wireless Mobile Phone Charger.
"He really surprised me today! He got me a Wireless Phone Charger and I knew then, it was the most romantic gesture ever!"
Romantic Gesture by TheGospelTruth October 14, 2020