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Snake genitals 

Also know as a hemipenis. Snakes and lizards have two genitals, one for procreation and one for micturate.
Mark Zuckerberg: I was masturbating the other night when piss came out instead of semen?

Andrew Wilson: You have a hemipenis too?

Mark Zuckerberg: Snake genitals are a pain.

"Newhart" genitals-introduction

Da way a dude humorously familiarizes you wif da three different "members" of his guy-junk --- "This is Larry; this is his brother Darryl, and this is his OTHER brother Darryl."
Ladies say dat they want a man who is "kind, caring, intelligent, and funny". Well, if your new guy-friend performs a "Newhart" genitals-introduction prior to first having sex wif you, it may not say much about his kindness or caring, but it sure-as-shootin' shows dat he has da intelligence and sense-of-humor portions of his personality down pat!.

dusty genitals 

when someone learns too much french
friend: aye man i’m learning french!
me: dawg you gonna get dusty genitals 😭😭
dusty genitals by &2@39; May 22, 2022

My Genitals Are Fraud And Fräulein <Fraulein> Mozen Mouzen <coma`~`comma>

My Genitals Are Fraud And Fräulein <Fraulein> Mozen Mouzen <coma`~`comma>
My Genitals Are Fraud And Fräulein <Fraulein> Mozen Mouzen <coma`~`comma>

cat box genitals 

An odor the neighbor leaves notes on your door and runs before you open door . An odor that people on the other end of a phone call ask you if you smell something horrible.
A smell that disrupts animals at the zoo to a point your asked to leave.
A odor that makes you wear roadkill for a face mask to make it better.
MRS.HOLLAND WOULD TAPE TIC TACS TO HER PANTIES AND DOUCE WITH FEBREEZE BECAUSE SHE WAS BORN WITH CAT BOX GENITALS.
cat box genitals by chipbully November 4, 2014