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1. A paradox in which one forgets to play the guitar while playing the guitar.
Johnny's playing horribly, he's bit guitarted today.
guitarded by cakes June 11, 2003
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gaytardiculous

Amazingly stupid. If you want to call something gay, but that just isn't a strong enough word; If something is gay to the extent that you would call it ridiculously gay; that thing is gaytardiculous.
Goddamnit, I called for that pizza like two hours ago, this is gaytardiculous, why the hell aren't they here yet?
gaytardiculous by Kibagame May 18, 2006

Gaytard66 

Gaytard66 is used when someone in a game is being an extra homosexual and very bodacious
"Wow, what an absolute gaytard66. He can sucky a fat one. "
Gaytard66 by SuckaFatOneuwu March 8, 2019
Two insults combined into one, as if to say one is a gay retard without wasting your breath on the 're' part.
Lisa: Hey, did Jack just let someone kick him in the balls for a dollar?

Jon: Yeah, he's a real Gaytard. I would have at least made it five!
Gaytard by [KrystalxCore] June 12, 2007

gaytarted 

Paul told Katie she was gaytarted, and she savagely ripped off his testicles.
gaytarted by julie December 25, 2003
When gay people hate on the members of their group for not being gay enough.
Jeffry got mad at me today because I wouldn't wear that sun dress in front of my father. He's so full of gaytred.
gaytred by Big CU January 9, 2008