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gimmie some fucking ciggies cunt 

the user needs some cigarettes from a person relatively close to them

im sick of your fucking shit cunt

your friends fucks you over for the last time so you are fucking done with his shit
im sick of your fucking shit cunt

Migger Merm Gorilla Dolphin Puppet Fucking Thunder Cunt 

1) (n.) A descendent from a genetic engineer born in Norway, Sweden, or Finland who fornicates while guiding the strings of a puppet to make him/her do the hamster dance.

2. (adj.) The act of speaking to “said”, genetic engineer from Norway, Sweden, or Finland while swinging the hammer of Thor the God of Thunder and while doing so singing the Macarena to your pet hamster.


this migger merm gorilla dolphin puppet fucking thunder cunt is not gonna pay me money cause he is a bitch

super fucking thunder cunt 

The S.F.T.C is a the top ranking cunt around who will leave you begging for more, she will tell you how it is, she is also the ring leader and she eats dumb asses for breakfast
Joe: Hey there wanna take a ride?

S.F.T.C : Get a fucking life you dumbass, that line is so lame

Joe: Your a super fucking thunder cunt

Mother Fucking Kike Cunt King 

When you are such a badass at your profession that you "mic drop" all of the dumb fuck managers and pussy ass industrial bomb making, scratch n sniff engineers. Strapped with a .357 you don't ask questions or take names, just drop ninjas on the lawn off of your Cub Cadet.
I.T.: we need you to stay over and fix this drying tunnel, it's not communicating.
MFKCK: Go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself. Better yet, go blow your dad faggot. I'm the Mother Fucking Kike Cunt King bitch! ( mic drop).

light up fucking sketchers cunt

shut up
just shut up

get owned
just get owned
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"LIGHT UP FUCKING SKETCHERS CUNT"
*crying*