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fuck yo couch 

If a motherfucker spill his motherfucking drink on you in the club while you fresh he fucking up yo couch man. If a bitch loud as hell in yo ear while you trying to get your smoke on or you sleep, she fucking up yo couch man. If the police come around this motherfucker messin up your paper they fucking up yo couch.
fuck yo couch by yanar October 28, 2006
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fuck yo couch 

Dissing someone else's crew, or crib.
Giants - "We just schooled your ass."
Patriots - "Man, fuck yo couch."
fuck yo couch by Luler February 7, 2008

Fuck yo couch 

Jonny: Nigga yous gay.

Damon: Fuck yo couch nigga
Fuck yo couch by Master of Ceremonies September 26, 2008

Fuck yo name bitch 

Fuck yo name ain’t nobody give a fuck on what it mean
Fuck yo name bitch I don’t give 2 fucks on what yo name mean

fuck yo shit 

To violently force one's beer from their grasp using a downward motion with one's fist; To force someone off balance whilst intoxicated; A statement used while in the act of forcing someone to go asleep.
"Hey are you OK?!? Here let me help you up...Fuck yo shit!"

Hey man can I have one of those vitamins? Fuck yo shit!"

fuck yo couch nigga 

when you get really mad at someone and you dont know what else to say.
i cant believe you said that.... you know what??? ugh. fuck yo couch nigga!
fuck yo couch nigga by ktwizzy August 20, 2008