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Cribs Fridge 

A refrigerator that is stocked to the maximum with all types of delicious goodies and fresh food. May include beer, steaks, deli meat, milk, purple drink, fresh fruit, gourmet cheeses, every possible condiment, champagne, frozen pizzas, Capri Suns, cookie dough, and salsa.

However, be warned that a Cribs fridge can be a potential breeding ground for a swarm of locust.
Ted ::opens fridge and face lights up with a myriad of colors::

Ted: "Daaaaamn dude, you got a Cribs Fridge up in here!"

Dave: "Yeah, I got paid yesterday and I went and spent $200 at the g-store... and no, you can't have anything."
Cribs Fridge by BA2theMAX May 18, 2008
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Fry the fridge 

Fry the fridge is when you finally stick your penis in the girl youve been always wanted to.
Yo, did you finally fry the fridge with Samantha last night.
Fry the fridge by Carson .B May 20, 2019

shut the fridge 

A phrase used by nickelodeon to replace shut the fuck up.
Carly: Did you see that Shelby Marx's game yesterday?
Sam: Oh, shut the fridge! Was it yesterday?

Cereal in the fridge day 

When you accidentally put the cereal in the fridge instead of the milk because you are damn tired and just feel like shit. Usually means the rest of the day will be ruined.
"ah jeeze i put the goddamn cereal in the fridge, looks like i'm in for a Cereal in the fridge day" ~shudders~

fridge scan

The constant checking on the refridgerator for food even though you know there is none in there; usually occurs every 2-5 minutes for a person not smoking pot. For pot smokers, it occurs about every minute followed by vacant stares.
Normal person: Bro, I've pulled about 5 fridge scans and still nothing...lets check the pantry!
Pot smoker: Broooo, I've fridge scanned like 5 times in 5 minutes and still nothing. (followed by the vacant stares)
fridge scan by UP AND ATOM December 7, 2007

Fridge nab 

The act of taking someone's personal belongings such as a blanket, laptop, purse or undies and hiding it in the refrigerator.
Rosie you've been fridge nabbing my shit all night!
Fridge nab by Rarsta October 17, 2008

Nuke the Fridge

A phrase an Urban Dictionary user tried desperately to implement into circulation by using multiple fake accounts to post barely dissimilar "definitions". This tragic act was committed on May 26th 2008, in reference to the fourth installment of the Indiana Jones franchise.
"While I cannot deny that "Nuke the Fridge" is a witty correlation with the phrase "Jump the Shark", the desperation employed by it's fraudulent author reminisces of making up your own nickname. After 12 years I suppose it's not going to catch on."
Nuke the Fridge by Erectory November 30, 2020