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Christmas foreplay 

The act of trying to get people into the mood for Christmas well ahead of the actual date of the holiday, usually by retailers to try to get people to buy merchandise.
Shopper #1: "Christmas Carols? already? For fuck sakes I just put away the Halloween deocorations".

Shopper #2: "It's Christmas foreplay, dude. Comes earlier every year. Sick"
Christmas foreplay by lleh yadiloh December 1, 2010

FaceBook foreplay 

1.The act where two or more people attempt engage in Facebook activities on one computer in attempt to bring some excitement back into a relationship and /or raise desire of partners for human contact or conversation. Any attempt to use a personal computer,phone other device to entertain share teach or explain anything via Facebook expecting positive results. Always results in one or more people getting Facebook played as forplay is to getting laid
Fighting now more popular than fucking for college students according to recent Facebook poll! Kids these days are thinking flirting online will lead to to getting laid in the real world but its just Facebook foreplay for these facebook fucks. A Craislist pay date beats a Facebook foreplay fight!

Family Foreplay 

When you do sexual things with a family member such as blowjob , handjob , fingering , etc. and enjoy it.
Guy 1: So what is the worst thing you have ever done with a guy?
Girl 1: I gave a blowjob!

Guy 1: To who?
Girl 1: My step cousin

Guy 2: ohhhhh, sounds like someone likes a little Family Foreplay
Family Foreplay by It happened. October 23, 2011

trailer park foreplay 

act of domestic violence, leading to police intervention that ultimately leads to fornication.
A domestic assault which involves the police and later leads to sexual intercourse...Sounds like trailer park foreplay.

"the law was here...let's fuck!"

Flirting Foreplay 

the flirting that come before the intense flirting
i was text messaging this cutie, total flirting foreplay.

Minong Foreplay

A smack in the mouth, across the face, or in the stomach. Usually followed by make-up sex or a simple grudge fuck.
Josh smacked his baby's momma in the mouth, she liked the Minong Foreplay, so they fucked.
Minong Foreplay by Socata January 13, 2008