foof

Overly made-up high-school-age girls attempting to dress and/or act older than they actually are. Common identifying marks include:

1. Excessive hairspray/perfume
2. Skanky clothing
3. Appearance of maturity which immediately dissolves when she opens her mouth.

That mall is overrun with foof.

foof by Ae;rog August 8, 2003

Foof

Useless shit or unwanted stuff. Synonymous with stuff

Matt: Dude, why did you leave all your foof everywhere there's no where to sit.

Trisha: I finally plucked my eyebrows and got rid of all the foof.

Foof by breakfst November 19, 2014

Foof

Another name for cocaine

"Hey man you got any foof?"
"Yeah bro the foof fairy came early this year"

Foof by Killa chef June 26, 2016

foof

Excessive, overdone, or pretentious items of home decor.

"If we stop by Kirkland's, we can load up on foof for the living room."

foof by Fashionista October 9, 2003

foof

An animal's fart, usually from a dog. Rhymes with "hoof".

Sandy, did you just foof? Are you making dog farts again?

foof by pentozali January 10, 2011

Foof

According to GD Misfits, a foof is

1. a lady's "special place".

2. an ever so slightly more polite way of calling somebody a twat.

1. Her infection gave her a gushy foof.

2. My husband is being a foof today.

Foof by Snozzbert May 10, 2009

foof

A polite term for fuck - can be noun or verb
probably comes from the slang usage of foof to also mean female genitalia

Hey baby, you wanna foof?

Man I could use a good foof

foof by Sparky99 January 5, 2009