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Freedom Fondling 

Giving a hanjob while wearing a make America great again hat and an American flag as a cape
Kevin: ”what you do with her last night
Andrew: ”got a freedom fondling from that girl...make sex great again!”

Fonfusing 

Fonfusing - Adjective
A situation or thing found confusing by an individual wearing a leather jacket who says "eyyy" a lot.
"Eyyyyy, forget about dis situation, it's too fonfusing".
Fonfusing by Mulac September 11, 2011
The act of looking at someone with such care that you radiate your love for them by simply staring at them
Hey, did you see Jack Dylan Grazer fonding over Jaeden Martell like that? He’s so in love
Fonding by grazersmartell_ June 15, 2020
Fonding is the act of or the art of male bonding whilst surfing and enjoying a light snack consisting exclusively of chocolate fondue.
Courtesy of the brain of Ricky
Yeah, watching the sunrise and eating those chocolate covered strawberries was some great fonding time on the Costa Rica trip
Fonding by Ryan Dent July 25, 2007

fondering 

Pondering about something while fondling yourself.
I just sat around today fondering about what to do tomorrow.
fondering by chaingrabber January 10, 2015

Fonduing 

Trying fondue at several locations including resutrants, at home, etc.
Going to have fondue somewhere with a group of people.
One time me and my friends went fonduing so I got them a fondue set as a gift because it was so much fun.
Fonduing by Queso June 26, 2007