Fluffernut 

The tangled ball of cat hair that clings to clothing, couches, fabrics etc. Fluffernuts usually come in large numbers and can be very aggravating.

Cliff did not look professional for the big business meeting for he had been petting his calico and was covered in fluffernuts.

Fluffernut by Simulais September 1, 2010

Fluffernaut

A Fluffernaut is a thing that is very fluffy.

" That cat is a fluffernaut "

Fluffernaut by HomerMav December 19, 2019

anal fluffing 

What the fuck do you think it is. Not tossing the salad

Herb got her warmed up with a little anal fluffing.

anal fluffing by daddylongleg12inch August 22, 2011

Fluffernutteranothernutterbutter 

A sandwich comprised of marshmellow/jet-puff cream, peanut butter or Nutella, and Nutter Butters, with an extra Nutter Butter placed on top for effect.

"Would you like another fluffernutteranothernutterbutter, hm?"

"I've lost all respect for Steve... He's officially a Fluffernutteranothernutterbutterlover."

Fluffernutteranothernutterbutter by Cap'n Hawkins January 13, 2006

fluffing the hobo 

(v) Preparing a homeless person's dick for a porn shoot.

After striking out at the bar, I went downtown and had to settle for fluffing the hobo.

fluffing the hobo by Austin Pealy December 3, 2007

Fluffing the Pillows 

The behaviors that follow after someone masturbates and wishes for nobody to know about it. Behaviors include fluffing pillows, spraying air freshener and taking the TV off mute.

Karen: Hi, how are you?
Lorraine: Fine, just finished a pile of laundry.
Karen: Good, good. I just got pack from the dentist. I'm running a bath. I might as well get one now. I won't be able to go in the lounge 'til Jamie's finished fluffing the pillows.

Fluffing the Pillows by 19CharacterUsername June 23, 2009

Fluffing the dolphin 

Yet another creative term for mastrubation. Interchangeable with spanking the monkey, beating off, shooting knuckle babies, etc.

A: Yo, what took you so long to pee?
B: I was fluffing the dolphin

Fluffing the dolphin by AntimatterKING August 10, 2009