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clergy fingered

An unfortunate, all-too-familiar act of sexual misconduct that often befalls the innocent children of trusting, but ignorant religious parents.
Q: Shall I light a votive candle for you at the service tonite?
A: Hey, that's a really nice gesture; how about you just go ahead and light a collective candle for the group of kids that got clergy fingered at that fucked up church of yours...
clergy fingered by YAWA March 14, 2018

nine-fingered 

1. Thief
2. A con-man (i.e. smooth talking salesman)
Origin: Probably spawned from the days when thieves had one of their digits forcibly removed after being caught stealing.
Used in the phrase "You nine-fingered shitehawk*!" in reference to a car salesman after he sweet talks you out of your hard earned cash for a car that is hardly worth the elastic in your underwear.
*aggressive salesman
nine-fingered by BBarker November 11, 2006

fingerdemolisher 

Is a cool person from tiktok and he goes by the pronouns he/him
have you heard of fingerdemolisher on tiktok?
yea he's my mutual, he so cool.

Flantered 

delirious with exhaustion; totally sober, though appearing to be drunk due to tiredness.
She came home flantered after pulling an all nighter.
Flantered by elhappybanana December 3, 2020

Flingering

Lifting a girl by her vagina and throwing her.
"Dude I was in a mosh pit and I threw this girl right over the barrier"

"No way"

"Yeah, It was a total flingering"
Flingering by R.Dog April 28, 2013

fingered 

rubbing a girls pussy until she has an orgasm
i fingered my girl for an hour last night a she had the biggets orgasm she cam all over me.
fingered by d November 17, 2003