shovel fighting team 

A team which consists of ugly women who compete against teams of other ugly women in the sport of shovel fighting. Ugly facial features, missing teeth, facial hair, a manly voice as well as other manly features are common physical traits of shovel-fighters.

Chris- "Man, I met this girl on one of those online dating sites and she looked nothing like her pictures."

John- "Was she really ugly??"

Chris- "Dude, she looked like she was captain of the Russian shovel fighting team!"

shovel fighting team by bigcatspecial May 28, 2010

Komodo Dragon Fighting 

A fighting ritual, often utilized by drunk fraternity members, in which the chest is puffed out and placed on the chest of an opponent while using verbal abuse and head/shoulder movement to intimidate their foe. Rarely results in an actual fight. The act is very similar to the way Komodo Dragons settle territory or mating disputes.

John: "I heard there was a bit of a row last night behind the quad."

Thomas: "Yeah, but it was just a couple of bro's with tribal art tattoos Komodo Dragon fighting."

Komodo Dragon Fighting by Woodrodius October 7, 2008

Auto-Flirting

The act of flirting between two motorists and or passengers between two cars, while in the act of driving.

Stephen was auto-flirting with the girls in the next car over.

Auto-Flirting by Fowlkon June 3, 2010

monkey-fighting

A euphemism for "motherfucking."

Enough is enough! I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane!

monkey-fighting by Nicholas D November 8, 2011

Sword Fighting 

The act of two males attacking each other with their penis'. The goal is to either hit the both of the other persons balls or until they forfeit. Typically played erect.

I walked into the room and caught Logan and Matthew sword fighting on the bed.

Sword Fighting by Needlessdeadrock April 8, 2017

Sword Fighting 

Slapping boners together. An activity friends of any sexual orientation partake in. One way to play this game is to see who can hit each others balls with they're penis a certain number of times. This can be between two perfectly straight males. It's a game, a fun way to bond

John: "hey Robert, interested in a game of sword fighting?"

Robert: Hell yeah dude, I haven't done sword fighting since I was a young chap, let's whip them out and battle bro!"

Sword Fighting by Moneyman2345 May 6, 2019

fighting weight 

Used by the military and professional fighters (boxers, MMA, martial artists) to describe the appropriate weight at which someone is the most physically fit to fight in combat, the ring, or octagon.

I need to get down to my fighting weight before my next weigh in and PFT (Physical Fitness Test).

My program of muscle confusion had me closing in with my fighting weight.

muscle up meat head fitness guru p.t. stud

fighting weight by TheLooseGoose May 30, 2010