death flatulence 

That final fart that sometimes escapes from a dead body in the process of moving it.

As they rolled him onto the cart, my father emitted some truly horrific death flatulence; it struck me then how this may have been his final comment.

death flatulence by Dr Bunnygirl August 24, 2019

sartorial flatulence

Farting while dressed to the nines.

To watch her move down the catwalk in that most glorious manner somehow makes her loud but sartorial flatulence entirely benign.

sartorial flatulence by Dr Bunnygirl May 31, 2020

machine gun flatulence 

That sudden and startling, very loud rat-a-tatting that exits as you lean forward in a quiet restaurant.

I thought we were being targeted by a cartel for a moment but it was just my grandfather’s machine gun flatulence.

machine gun flatulence by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2019

vaginal flatulence

The undeniable leakage of gaseous air secreted within a females genitalia causing a sharp blunder that may or may not be 50% of an aqueous solution.

"My girlfriends vaginal flatulence has caused a condition detrimental to my health and wellness."

vaginal flatulence by RLWIII March 29, 2014

Genital Flatulence 

When you fart while sitting in such a way that it cannot escape along a normal route, instead percolating by way of the genital area.

John's genital flatulence caused his balls vibrate which in turn made him jizz in his pants.

Cassey's genital flatulence made her giggle and laugh out loud.

Genital Flatulence by Phrixus October 7, 2009

The Flatulence Scale 

The measurement of a Fart’s magnitude. Defined on a logarithmic scale similar to the Richter scale.

The highest recorded fart had a magnitude of 9.2 on the Flatulence scale but some say there are much higher unrecorded farts with magnitudes of at least 15

The Flatulence Scale by Obiwan723 January 18, 2021

drum roll flatulence 

That unexpected, very loud and unstoppable fart, usually rolling out in a crowded elevator or in a quiet restaurant.

As the flaming dessert passed our table, my drum roll flatulence was dramatically announcing its delivery.

drum roll flatulence by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2019