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Fat Fingers 

Fat Finger disease is characterized by those having short, stubby fingers and rounded finger tips. Symptoms include false dyslexia while typing, as these fingers cause abnormal key sequencing. The only known benefit of Fat Fingers is the patient is more able to pleasure his partner, assuming the patient is male.
Otherwise, the patient is just a freak of nature.
... just type a bit. If you have to hit backspace more than 2 times in one sentence for misspelling or backwards key stroking, you suffer from Fat Fingers.
Fat Fingers by moosepiss9 August 1, 2008
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fat fingers friday 

You have a run of screwing up what you’re typing and so you say loudly eff’n FAT Fingers Friday. BECAUSE you always rush stuff on the computer on Fridays and stuff it up because you’re in a hurry!
ARRRRRGH. I screwed it up again! I Fat Fingers Fridayed It (FFF).
fat fingers friday by Da Kriss March 19, 2020

Fat fingers 

Means your have a fat ass.
Fat fingers by lord chunk March 30, 2020

fat-fingered 

When you incorrectly enter a letter in place of another letter.
I fat-fingered and added a letter.
fat-fingered by James Hepworth August 11, 2021

Fat fingers 

The fattest of the fingers. Everyone notices the fat when the fingers are fat. No one likes fat fingers. They usually fat finger everyone!!! Stay away from fat fingers.
He has Fat Fingers!! stay away!!
Fat fingers by dfsfsdfsdfsdfsf December 20, 2021

fat got fingered 

Used to drop, or change the subject at hand.
"Yo man did you get with that girl last night"

"Hey man fat got fingered"

fat got fingered 

When a conversation sucks and you just want to walk away or change to topic
"My aunt was cleaning her trunk and her cat was eating some wiskas..."

"Yea, fat got fingered"

"Sorry?"

"fuggetit"