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The art of making love to yourself ..
I'm fapping to porn magazines.
Fapping by crazy asshole biotch November 27, 2012

hands free fapping 

troll bait
newfags can't type "hands free fapping"
hands free fapping by anon83!@& February 3, 2012

farplington 

far-pling-ton

this is stupid. | thats stupid. | your stupid. | this game is stupid. | what the hell? | No Definition. | ok. | no.
thats farplington.
farplington by StarDust1337 February 2, 2023

FlameOn Fapping

When you pour gasoline on your dominant hand, set it a blaze, and start gapping furiously.
1st CountryGuy- "Boy howdy, I was FlameOn fapping last night"

2nd CoundryGuy- "What the fuck parnter, how many degree burns did you get"?

Titty Fapping 

The act of pumping ones breasts after birthing a bastard
Sarah is titty fapping in the mothering room at work.

Crystal needs to start titty fapping or those Warlocks are going to explode

Trope Fapping 

The self-congratulatory act of meaninglessly subverting a trope in media. Usually for the sake of appearing more well written than in actuality.
I stopped enjoying this show after season 2, the excessive trope fapping became really obvious.
Trope Fapping by ThatSilverbean September 19, 2019