duty warden 

the person you call when shit is going down

DID SOMEBODY CALL THE DUTY WARDEN???

duty warden by justanotherconcenedcitizen February 15, 2012

Duty Snatch 

Another term for the back snatch, turd cutter, chocolate starfish.

"She was on the rag so we put the Duty (poop) Snatch to work"

"We were low on cash so she hit the corner to put her snatch on duty... Duty Snatch"

Duty Snatch by snatcher12 April 15, 2013

duty free high five 

A high five given to an employee at a duty free store. This can be done anywhere at the store, but it is preferred that the act be performed at the drive-thru window (if it has one). No purchase of duty free goods is required.

Etymology: The term was coined by David Snyder on January 1, 2006 in Niagra Falls, Canada on a road trip to see Niagra Falls. It turns out that this is the only exciting thing to do in Niagra Falls, especially if you are not 19-years-of-age.

Let's drive up to the window and get a duty free high five from that guy.

duty free high five by improviduto January 2, 2006

Duty Call 

Much like a Booty Call, this occurs when a dude calls another dude at an ungodly hour (possibly drunk) to play Call of Duty.

Dude1: "Hey, what's up, you... awake?"
Dude2: "Dude, it's 2:30 in the morning."
Dude1: "Yeah, I just got home from the bar. You, uh, you want to come over and play some Modern Warfare 2?"
Dude2: "Dude, I can't be your Duty Call tonight, I have work in the morning."
Dude1: "C'mon, I need you... to help clear out the favela on veteran in spec ops mode."
Dude2: "I'm there, my job sucks anyway."

Duty Call by HardluckMovies November 20, 2009

duty hangover 

n: a feeling after standing duty for 24 hours in the military when one has not consumed any alcohol but looks and feels like they did the next morning. Usually caused by standing the mid watch, midnight to 4 a.m.

Petty Officer Smith: Wow you look shitty! Did you go out drinking last night?

Petty Officer Jones: Nope, I got a duty hangover.

duty hangover by QM2 (SW) Buebz USN January 9, 2009

Duty Blumpkin

n. a blumpkin (blowjob while taking a shit) but now said blowjob recipient is also playing Call of Duty. To enhance this experience, the recipient also has his headset on, and is screaming profanities.

"The only reason you sniped me is because I'm getting a Duty Blumpkin right now, .... FAGGOT!"

Duty Blumpkin by An actual DB recipient March 6, 2010

Duty Head

1. A person who ONLY plays Call of Duty games.

2. A person who ONLY plays competitive online multiplayer.

3. A person who doesn't really like videogames, because all they play is CoD.

4. A 12 year old who talks racist, ignorant, feebly vile sentiments, because all they do is play CoD online multiplayer.

5. Jock alchoholic rapists who play videogames. Duty Heads are people us geeks have been trying to avoid, so we turned to video games. Now they have joined our world, and we hate them more.

Kid 1: "Dude, I love videogames!"

Kid 2: "Really? Have you played a metroid, caslevania, elder scrolls, god of war, borderlands, or zelda game?"

Kid 2: "What? No man! I only play call of duty online!"

Kid 1:"How's the single player campaign?"

Kid 2: "It has single player?"

Kid 1: "what a Duty Head!!!"

Duty Head by CheapScotch April 9, 2012