Betty Draper Eyes 

Like Bette Davis Eyes, except she sees everything as if she was still a spoiled little girl instead of an adult.

Responsibility always causes sighs,

she's got Betty Draper Eyes.

Betty Draper Eyes by far2drnk June 12, 2012

Does the carpet match the drapes? 

A question used to indicate the belief that a woman's hair is dyed. "Carpet" being the pubic hair and "drapes" being the hair on her head.

"Check out that hot blonde over there. Do you think the carpet matches the drapes?"

Does the carpet match the drapes? by bubba May 5, 2004

draked and joshed 

When You hook up with a friend who you have no interest in just because your bored.

Audrie and Harry draked and joshed

draked and joshed by AandD2017 January 19, 2017

Getting Draked Up 

The process of uplifting the spirits and improving your mood while listening to the lyrics and beats of Drake's (Aubrey Graham) music.
Similar to a feeling of being high.

Mel: Hey, I just bought "Thank Me Later," wanna get Draked up tonight?

Leah: Hell yeah.

Steve: What's going on tonight?

Leah: We're getting Draked up, son.

Getting Draked Up by drizzy wife March 4, 2011

ape drape 

hair style enjoed by many, for good reason. Often thought to be communist in nature, is in reality rusticly urbanized. Also known as a mullet. Bears strong resemblane to a shag carpet cut with a weedwacker.

I've got an ape drape, yes I do
They're giving one to everyone, that means you

-vandals

ape drape by pEz805 March 23, 2004

carpet matches the drapes 

One's genital hair matches the color of the hair on one's head.

Even though she looks like she dyes her hair, the carpet matches the drapes on her.

carpet matches the drapes by quamp March 24, 2007

Grandma's Drapes 

An old woman's saggy old beef curtains. The excess labia meat requires they be folded delicately into the gusset of the panties.

Sara to Tonya: OMG!! I was just in the locker room changing and this old lady came out of the shower. You should have seen Grandma's Drapes. They were practically dragging behind.
Granny had some serious Flaps.

Grandma's Drapes by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015