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Doorknob 

A term used to describe the act of grabbing a female's breast with ones hand, twisting it, and pulling on it before releasing. This is best done while yelling "doorknob" in their face.

The term doorknob was coined by a Canadian who likened this act to that of opening a door.
"Chris' girlfriend was being a bitch so he doorknob'd her at the party in front of everyone, he's now single."

"If a girl kicks you in the junk you should retaliate with a doorknob."
Doorknob by Angelius October 29, 2009

Doorknob 

-See 'Safety'
-Also see 'Safety'
Doorknob by Funky T. Garfunkel December 5, 2003

doorknob 

A word shouted when an elder has been angered. Causing them to throw a doorknob at one's head. Also a replacment for "head's up" "look out" or "duck"
Class of noisy kids: *blah blah blah boys and ponies and hair and myspace.com blah blah*
Angered teacher:*throws doorknob*
student:DOORKNOB!!
*everyone ducks*
doorknob by OurGorship April 5, 2008

doorknob 

his head is blinding me
doorknob by Squid March 23, 2005

doorknob 

When someone unwillingly grabs an individuals testicles in a "Knob" turning fashion. Similar to a door.
Ronald, "Bitch make me a sandwich," and Susan said "Fuck you bitch Imma doorknob your ass!"

Doorknob 

Doorknob by Sam234 August 1, 2014