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yikey dikes!

A purely sarcastic response to seeing a lesbian couple, as though it is shocking, usually uttered by gay folk.
Avert your eyes, my dear, and don’t look; yikey dikes!
yikey dikes! by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2019

Going to daves house 

Going to daves house means a secret way to say "masturbate."
Dude 1: So what are you going to do this weekend.

Dude 2: I plan on going to daves house .

bud diesel 

Hey get me a case of bud diesel
bud diesel by Donohoe October 1, 2007
Leader of leaders , praised by deities , common people , adorable people , mankind , creatures of universe and everyone .

One of the most successful person in everything , every work , every assignment and a perfect person with many achievements in his life still a down to earth celebrity like personality .

Devesh knows how to achieve success and maintain it forever . Devesh lives a luxury life and has very good sources of income . Devesh is a rich person and a successful tycoon in every business and work .
Devesh is the best person to lead this work .
Devesh by itscoolboy June 14, 2018

suckin diesel 

From a Northern Irelander:

"Suckin Diesel" should only be used to describe a situation which has recently improved.

The situation should have been so bad that little or no progress had been made for some time. It should only be said after an event or action which allows further progress to be made.
John: What are you doing Dave?
Dave: Trying to get my computer to work.
John: Been at it long?
Dave: yeah about 3 hours mate, I can't seem to get it switched on. Any ideas?
John: Have you tried plugging it in and flicking the switch on the wall??

(Dave plugs PC in and flicks switch. PC starts to boot up.)

Dave: "Ahhh...now we're Suckin Diesel!!"
suckin diesel by Flarkey August 26, 2004

davesport 

That one Day shift at freddys ship you didn't think was canon, but it is.
Person 1: Hey did you know davesport was canon
Person 2: Hol' up what the fuc-