Aerial Director 

Aerial Director is a made up title given to country boys that look like the retarded brother of woody from toy story. If you're a disappointment to your father and fuck yourself with a Snap-On™ dildo every night, you just might be a prime choice for Aerial Director.

Synonyms: meaningless title retarded lazy

"That guy walks like he's holding back a nasty shit and looks like he hasn't gotten laid since his family reunion, he must be an aerial director."

Aerial Director by HydraulicsIsFuckingGay November 11, 2018

New Aspect Director 

New Aspect Director is the creative,writer and director on various productions local to Ireland. Although relatively unknown,New Aspect Director can be found online and certain social networking sites such as Bebo and youtube. Will usually aid people if in need of help in different areas of media.

Yo you should give a shout out to New Aspect Director. He might give you a helping hand in your movie shit.

New Aspect Director by SporticusM April 23, 2009

Music Video Director 

A director hired mainly for his vision and ability to place and execute stunning visual images, stories and actions into the short time frame of a song. Usually considered as short films lead by musical tracks rather than dialogue.

Hype Williams, X, Director Hugo V, Spike Jonez are a few examples of some of the most notable music video directors.

Music Video Director by V Freightrain August 1, 2009

marching band director 

The person in charge of picking music, writing drill, and teaching the band how to march. Can usually be found saying, "One more time!" and then having the band repeat it seven more times. The band director quite often does no dirty work of their own and has the drum major take care of it.

The marching band director could never be trusted when he said "One more time"

marching band director by Kayla Christine May 26, 2006

Executive Director 

A ridiculously hyperactive breed of people who micro manage everything. They often speak in a language of their own, one which no one can understand (like dolphin squeaks). They are often found repeating "yep" again and again in an effort to show everyone they already know everything, therefor never actually listening to anyone. Physical characteristics include scary large eyes, a floopa, and bad 80's hair.

"Excuse me, Executive Director,RUN! The building is on FIR-"
"Yepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyep"
"NO, THE BUILDING IS ON FIRE!!!!!"
"Yepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyep"
"Oh fuck ya then...burn."

Executive Director by newagemom July 18, 2006

news director bump 

An inordinately large key bump or rail/line of cocaine. One that is larger than most dispensings...namely reserved for only the most seasoned of cocaine abusers.

"Sandy gave Dennis a big old news director bump of blow and Barbara said it was too dman big".

news director bump by Mrs. Nut Cake April 6, 2007

Band Director 

The King Band Geek. One of the few teachers in a high school who sees every single one of their students from freshman all the way to senior year. They tend to wear Hawaiian shirts and have a weird sense of humor. Of all teachers, band directors are the most likely to die in a fire for their students if it came down to that.

"How, might you ask, could a student be friends with a teacher? The answer is simple. Band geeks don't see the band director as a teacher. They are simply older, sometimes fatter, band geeks."

Band Director by taki-noboru-desu October 14, 2016