international dick slap day

April 13th and international day to slap guys in the dick

Girl: guess what day it is?
Guy:April 13th?
Girl:International dick slap day (slay guy in dick)
Guy: fucking cunt

international dick slap day by Yolilboat April 11, 2017

Vince Dick Slap 

When someone both literally and metaphorically dick slaps the shit out of another person for being a total fucking idiot.

Guy 1: “Dude, they want me to pay for utilities on months I didn’t even live at the house”
Guy 2: “Fuck that shit, just tell your dad and he’ll Vince dick slap the hell out of them and put them in their place”
Guy 1: “hell yeah man you’re right”

Vince Dick Slap by Babolat2015 August 16, 2018

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Strawberry dick slap

When a man has sex with a woman on her period and then proceeds to hit her with his bloodied penis. Usually in the face but elsewhere can happen.

Rick: I gave Jess a strawberry dick slap last night.
Dick: Where bro?
Rick: Right on her face, it looked awful.

Strawberry dick slap by Duckhunt89 May 30, 2016

National Dick Slap Day

On this day, you have full consent to smack your homie’s (or your girlfriend’s) cock

“Hey Gerald” “Hey bro, you know what day it is? It’s National Dick Slap Day!”(Proceeds to slap dick insanely hard) “Shit Homie that was good” “No problem bro”

National Dick Slap Day by BootySockNibba October 12, 2019

Indirect Dick Slap 

When someone touches your dick, then, moments later, slaps you in the face with the same hand that touched your dick. Usually given by a PMSing chick.

Guy1: "Hey dude did you get to bone Maria last night?"

Guy2: "Nah dude. She started to give me a handjob but then slapped me and called me a manwhore."

Guy3: "Looks like you got an Indirect Dick Slap!!!"

Indirect Dick Slap by Dunbar & Santiago July 14, 2010

2nd hand Dick Slap 

A second hand dick slap is when a dog licks a dick then proceeds to lick you with thy

John:awe this peanut butter must make the dog lick my dong
Dog:wtf..... oooo peanut butter
Owner: ew why does your tongue taste like dick.... I just got 2nd hand dick slapped

2nd hand Dick Slap by Blahblahpoop March 13, 2018