fart dick 

1 n: A penis that has had wind broken upon it; almost explicitly meaning during anal sex

"Fuck, Gabby! Now I have a fart dick, I told you not to have chili today!"

fart dick by God October 28, 2004

Dick Duck Fart 

From the Latin for "Say, lead, and bear": dic, duc, ferte. A stock response when you don't have anything to say or want to say something negative but don't want to hurt someone's feelings. It also serves as a greeting or an ice-breaker.

Girlfriend: I bought some new shoes today; you like them?

You: What can I say? Dick duck fart.

OR

*ring ring*

Kassie: Hello?

Mick: Dick duck fart.

Kassie: Oh, hi Mick, how are you?

Mick: ...

Kassie: ...

Mick: Dick duck fart.

Dick Duck Fart by McMeddles April 4, 2009

dick nugget-fart head 

1. a derrogatory term for a person who is rude to the furthest degree 2. a boy or man who is excrutiatingly mean or "dick-like"

Jane Doe: I can't believe he text message broke up with me!!
Jill Smith: Oh my god. What a dick nugget-fart head!

dick nugget-fart head by .:nadine:. March 16, 2008

Fart dick 

When your dick hard then you see what's underneath the broads clothes and your boner takes a fart and goes limp.

I took the broad home for sexy time, but she took her clothes off and I had fart dick.

Fart dick by Badonti January 29, 2017

FART DICK 

An excuse made by a wife to avoid giving a BJ due to their gassy husband blowing fecal matter on his member allday.

I’m not giving you road head, you got fart dick after our dinner date!

FART DICK by Bowie69 February 7, 2025

Fart a Dick Out 

n. Name given to someone who might have farted a dick or two out in thier time. Sometimes referred to as FADO.

To Tara:
Hey Fart a Dick Out, make me some cappuccino!

Fart a Dick Out by Billy_b March 31, 2008

Fart a Dick Out 

n. Name given to someone who might have farted a dick or two out in thier time. Sometimes referred to as FADO.

To Tara:
Hey Fart a Dick Out, make me some cappuccino!

Fart a Dick Out by Billy_b March 31, 2008