dead guy on a stick 

Jesus, the alleged savior of all mankind, the guy that got nailed to a tree.

Religious door-knocker comes around and you're not in the mood to talk politely, you say 'I don't want to talk about the dead guy on a stick. Goodbye.'

dead guy on a stick by Kevin the Mage March 14, 2008

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch 

well put simply the phrase a dead Pakistani on ones couch is referring to the case of a dead Pakistani on someones couch

John: "Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch by TacticalWalrus October 6, 2016

dead nuts on 

Very accurate. When used as an explanatory measurement, it means that it is within 99% accuracy.

When I shot that bitch up in the face with my desert eagle, I made sure the slide was dead nuts on.

dead nuts on by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch 

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch is an expression used when you are trying to escape an awkward conversation by casually walking away in concern.

"Hey Jimmy how was your summer?" Question aunt Lara
"Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch" Jimmy answered as he slowly walked out of the dining room.

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch by Manbearpug June 13, 2016

hop on dead by daylight 

Also used as hop on dbd.

A slang for extreme masochistic foreplay, usually involving hooks of some kind. Similar to Hop on VHS, but way more extreme.

Person 1: "Hey, wanna hop on dead by daylight again?"
Person 2: "Okay."
Person 2: "But don't be so rough this time, you had me bleeding for 3 days."

hop on dead by daylight by CharlestonShoee May 25, 2022

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch 

A funny anti joke on the movie lost that basically means calm the f**k down, but really in the movie it was an inside joke

Person 1: MY EXAMS TOMORROW AND IM FREAKIN OUT

Person 2: Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?

Person 1: (Confused) What do you mean.

Person 2: (Repeats) (( and the conversation is over))

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch by Handlebars22 June 15, 2016

on dead 

When your cell phone's battery is dead.

Cell phones step down to a low-power mode automatically, thus "on low". When they turn themselves off, they are now "on dead".

Can you plug in my phone?
Is it on low?
No, it's on dead.

on dead by jevanyn March 23, 2011