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the best food in the world! tastes even better with frosting and sprinkles!
me: guess what! i made cupcakes!
brittany: you better be sharing them!
cupcake by achica November 1, 2008
Prostitute muffins. Muffins who are showy and trying to sell their selves to humans with their showy frosting and sugary goodness.
Girl: Want a muffin?
Boy:No thanks I'd rather have a cupcake. It's colorful frosting just draws me in.
Cupcake by CrackBRabbit September 22, 2010
Thought to have been originally coined by Kira D. and Careese B. of Cambridge, MA, "Cupcake" refers to a chubby girl one might see at a bar or out-and-about whom is dressed inappropriately for a girl her size.

There are various sub-groups and classifications including "with frosting" (too much make-up,) and "sprinkles" (stupid sparkly make-up."

Cupcake tends to refer to one certain type of girl. Some slight variations including "Muffin" or "Bran-Muffin" refer to once again a chubby or think girl, this time of the nerdy variety, one whom you may come across at a library or a hipster bar, perhaps even a dungeons and dragons game or LARPing (if you are a girl reading this and know what LARPing is you are probably a muffin...

One may be tempted to use "Cupcake" incorrectly in reference to a fat girl, however a more widely accepted modification is "Pound Cake," which once again can have "Frosting."

Again, another modification which you may hear used is "Banana Bread," referring to usually a "muffin" who is a bit of a whore. I.E. she is full of rotten bananas.
Look at that frosted cupcake over there. Muffins are just capcake haters. I can't believe he showed up to the party with a cupcake as his date! It feels like a bakery in here. Why do cupcakes always come in 6-packs, one is enough!
Cupcake by puzzleboston May 9, 2011
Another word for the male ball sack. Can also be frosted and covered in sprinkles.
Cupcake by Tom Slagmore May 30, 2017
EDP445: "Well I just came here to pick up a cupcake, and then go back home."
Cupcake by Sheesh45🥶🥶 May 1, 2021
A cupcake is NOT a muffin my friend. There is a distinct difference!! A cupcake is a cake baked in a cup. However, it is not just cake in a cup; If I were to stuff a slice of cake into a coffee cup that wouldn't make it a cupcake. That would make it a slice of cake in a coffee cup.
The real question is not what is a cupcake, it is what is a muffin?! Is a muffin a fin in a muff?!?
Cherry baked cupcakes by pouring the batter into little cups and baking them in the oven.
It tasted like a cake, not a muffin, so she put frosting on it.
cupcake by Superior Simi February 17, 2010