1 definition by CrackBRabbit
Prostitute muffins. Muffins who are showy and trying to sell their selves to humans with their showy frosting and sugary goodness.
Girl: Want a muffin?
Boy:No thanks I'd rather have a cupcake. It's colorful frosting just draws me in.
Boy:No thanks I'd rather have a cupcake. It's colorful frosting just draws me in.
by CrackBRabbit September 21, 2010