conked out 

to suddenly, and without warning, transition from a fully-functional state into a completely non-functional state.

"...and the next thing I knew, he had just conked out, right there in the middle of the room."

conked out by acron^ October 30, 2009

Crooked smile 

A person who is genuinely not happy or in a good state of mind but still smiles through everything

Person 1- she has a crooked smile
Person 2- yea she’s been through hell and back

Crooked smile by Typical.teenager December 10, 2017

crocked 

shitfaced,drunk,done,burnt,and other wise completely fucked up

We just cracked open the Souther Comfort and got crocked.

crocked by shitter friend October 5, 2003

crooked bookie 

a word usually describing guys and how they do their hair.

they slick back their hair with a lot of gel and wind up looking like tailor-made from I love new york.

girl one- "he's kinda cute"
girl two - "nah, he looks like a crooked bookie"

crooked bookie by lectora February 9, 2008

crooked ostrich 

this is when you break a girls knees, then force her to give you a foot job.

damn dude i broke that girls knees and she gave me a crooked ostrich!

crooked ostrich by thomas riccairdi May 20, 2008

cranked off 

Mad or pissed off

Holly Martin was cranked off today at work

cranked off by Lt. GO December 7, 2015

Crooked Kingdom 

SPOILERS
The second book in the six of crows duology (by leigh bardugo) and absolutely heart shattering

Quotes:

"We were all supposed to make it"-wylan van eck

"Little red bird let me go"-matthias helvar

"He was going to break my legs"-inej ghafa

"I would come for you. And if I couldn't walk, I'd crawl to you, and no matter how broken we were, we'd fight our way out together - knives drawn, pistols blazing. Because that's what we do. We never stop fighting"-kaz brekker

"I love you more than waffles, matthias helvar"-nina zenik

"Thought of me? Late at night? What was I wearing?"-jesper fahey

Person A: Have you read Crooked Kingdom yet?

Person B: Yeah, chapter forty made me sob

Person A: I guess Matthias Helvar isn't bulletproof

Person B starting to cry: ...Yep

Crooked Kingdom by AelinsBiggestSimp August 26, 2021