Bagel with Jersey Cream Cheese

When a guy busts a nut on his tummy and then squeezes around the naval to make it look the outside part of a bagel and then has someone lick it off!

Matt jizzed on his belly and squeezed around the naval. Paula asked why he was doing that and Matt said its a Bagel with Jersey Cream Cheese. Paula was hungry so she just licked it off.

Bagel with Jersey Cream Cheese by PBare & MPBhaus October 17, 2008

Susie Cream Cheese 

Any white girl particully from the suburbs in which her mom and dad want her to marry rich.

His CEO father wants him to marry a fresh susie cream cheese not an used trailer park trash girl.

Susie Cream Cheese by Ms. Thing April 21, 2006

Sponge cake and cream cheese 

"Good." Both are food items associated with angelic or heavenly imagery (angel food cake, the cream cheese commercials with the angel eating bagels). Plus, both can be really good. Note that "sponge cake" and "cream cheese" are two separate entities, rather than a single dish. It's not that the situation would be as good as sponge cake with cream cheese, but that they are both delicious in their own right.

"If the copy machine doesn't break, then it'll all be sponge cake and cream cheese."

Sponge cake and cream cheese by Amanda Smith with the aid of Margot Landen September 4, 2005

Cream Cheese Sandwich 

After milking a woman’s breasts, pour it into a bowl and cum into the mixture, whisk for 30 seconds before spreading it on her ass cheeks and eating it.

I went to Kate’s house last night and ate a cream cheese sandwich

Cream Cheese Sandwich by FemBottom June 6, 2018

Cream cheese disease 

A very very bad yeast infection and the discharge that comes from it

That Brod had vicious cream cheese disease

Cream cheese disease by Sickfucksanders December 11, 2018

Arabic Cream Cheese 

The subtance produced when a raghead fucks his goat in the ass and pussy. (AKA goat truffle butter)

Did you see al-keed spread his arabic cream cheese, that shit nasty

Arabic Cream Cheese by Italgansta January 20, 2017

philadelphia cream cheese 

1. This is the art of jerking off onto a piece of toast, spreading it around, then using philly cream cream cheese on top of it to disguise the jism. Great for giving to the bitch or bastard you cant stand.

The bitch was pissing me off so i gave her the philadelphia cream cheese for breakfast and she loved it. She said it had a familiar taste.

philadelphia cream cheese by Silk Brah March 21, 2008