Craig Ferguson 

Scottish late-night tv host, who also acts and writes novels. The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson can be seen at 12:35/11:35c on CBS, after Letterman.

Despite not having a band or "A-list" guests, Craig is consistently funny 5 days a week, with improvised monologues, puppets, viewer emails, and sketches. He frequently does sketches about Sean Connery, Michael Caine, and Prince Charles.

Craig has also been in The Drew Carey Show, and has written two novels: Between The Bridge and the River, and his autobiography American on Purpose, which comes out on September 22, 2009.

In my opinion, the best late-night tv show out there.

1. Friend: "Want to come to my house for a party tonight?"
Me: "No thanks, I'll be watching Craig Ferguson"

2. Apartment above me: "Ughhh we can't sleep because they're laughing so loud at Craig Ferguson. Maybe we should watch him.....*turn tv on*......BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

Craig Ferguson by scubasaurus July 31, 2009

Malcolm Craig 

Malcolm Craig is the drummer from Calpurnia. He is a great and funny person. He makes many happy and plays in the band alongside Jack Anderson, Finn Wolfhard, and Ayla Teslar- Mabe.

Uncultured Person: Hey! Ya know that drummer in Calpurnia?

Cultured Person: Yeah! Thats Malcolm Craig

Malcolm Craig by paris0309 July 26, 2018

Craig 

The biggest enemy of the greg

Guy 1 :"Hey man are you a greg"
Guy 2:"nah im a craig"
Guy 1 :"then yoy shall perish

Craig by Bablinga August 13, 2020

The Great Wise Crazily Drunken Russian Vodka Master 

This is the top man in Mother Russia who can out drink every other man in the country. He knows the proper way to drink Vodka...with an onion. You will NOT beat him in Russian Roulette so DON'T TRY. He is the leader of the RCU - (Russian Comrades United) This organization is constantly being argued over its popularity and influence in the world at large. Some top experts argue whether it even exists. However it is not wise to question the power of the force of the clan of united RCU battalions of death.

"The Great Wise Crazily Drunken Russian Vodka Master" is no bozo-mc-spaz-a-tron. However, he is sometimes the unofficial spokesperson for ADOBE.

The Great Wise Crazily Drunken Russian Vodka Master by Cheeseball Alcatraz September 9, 2021

Craicuum

Craic Vacuum. A.k.a. A person incable of having the craic and sucking the craic out of everything.

That doll is a such a craicuum! talk about being a fun sponge! looooser

Craicuum by funlover2012 February 19, 2011

Craigieburn

Suburb north of Melbourne with a high population of Iraqi immigrants who have since regrated leaving the relative safety of Baghdad.

Hope can't die in a place like Craigieburn, it simply can't live there in the first place.

Craigieburn by Forteetoo February 8, 2018

Craig Donovan 

To fake your death and come back multiple times

Yo, I heard Thomas pulled a Craig Donovan last week, but he's back and better than ever!

Craig Donovan by The Real Drewski July 3, 2020