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Christmas Crashing 

Similar to party crashing and wedding crashing, Christmas crashing is when guests show up unexpectedly to partake of the holidays with another family.
(knock knock knock on the door, Dad gets up and walks over, opens)
Mr. Focke: Hey there! We were out for a drive and our car broke down, right in front of your house! I'm really sorry for the inconvenience, I'm just letting you know that when my uncle Jed gets here, we'll have our car out of here as soon as we can get it fixed!
Mrs. Focke: (put-on shivering voice) I really hope we're not intruding or anything, I'm so so sorry about this!
Dad: Hey, aren't you the Fockes from church? Hey, come right inside - we don't want you to freeze out there! We're just getting started with the presents, and there's still some cinnamon rolls and coffee left over from breakfast. Make yourself at home!
Mom: (aside so the guests can't hear) Honey... We live in a cul-de-sac...
Dad: Yes, I know...
Mom: They're Christmas crashing.
Christmas Crashing by AProg December 27, 2010
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Animal crossing 

The game that sounds boring and your friends will say its boring until they play it for 0.02 second and they go down to game stop to buy it. You are also in debt to a raccoon named TOM NOOK, who is nice but a devil inside with no social impact on justice or bells, the currency of the game. there is also film, and it is called Dobutso No Mori, ( aka animal forest.)
Animal Crossing is a great (and HIGHLEY addictive) game.

gay crashing 

(phrase): for a heterosexual to enter an LGBT (lesbian, gay, bisexual, trans) event such as a Pride parade or festival. Coined by Natasha Bedingfield in an interview about Milwaukee's Pridefest in Summer of 2008, referring to gate crashing, but the interviewer heard "gate" as "gay," which was equally appropriate.
1. There were so many men at the New Kids On the Block concert, I felt like I was gay crashing!

2. We're going to gay crash Woody's after dinner and then go to the midnight movie.
gay crashing by Tedrick June 18, 2008
Word of the Day on June 28, 2008

Animal Crossing 

A game that has been a Nintendo staple since 2002. It’s life in a video game. You talk to animal villagers, catch bugs and fish, and sell it to make a lot of dough. You can also pay off your mortgage to make your house bigger, and you can customize it.
Connor: Bruh Fortnite is trash, Animal Crossing is where it’s at. You talk to villagers, make money by selling stuff, and a lot more. I think you will like it.
Sean I guess I could try...
*15 minutes later*

Sean: HOW {THE ABSOLUTE [HELL HAVE I NOT PLAYED THIS?! I LOVE IT!! I’LL GO TO GAMESTOP AND BUY MY OWN COPY!

Animal Crossing 

A video game for the Nintendo Gamecube featuring Chibi-style children living alone (presumably because their parents didn't love them) in a town infested with speaking animals. Though the town appears to be ruled by a tortise Mayor, it's true dictator is a raccoon who hold a monopoly over the town's goods.

Often, gamers would begin to play this game 1.) out of sheer boredom, or 2.) because their sister traded in all the other games. Sadly, These gamers are likely still playing it due to its overly-addicting collection system.
See: Animal Crossing-Tom Nook is a Nazi.

central crossing high school

This school is poor at everything football sucks and then doesn't basketball is trash and baseball team ain't really a team. They have sexy women that are easy to get with and everyone there thinks they're hood and talks like it. These kids are dumb.

crashing police horses 

1. (v) A Lesbian sex act where two partners interlock their spread legs and grind their vulvae together to stimulate each others clitoris to orgasm.

2. (v) when a male or female has two penises inserted any combo of his/her mouth, anus, or vagina, but is most commonly done in the anus and vagina
1. Dude did you see those two chicks crashing police horses in the bathroom?

2. Last night me and my buddy crashed police horses with the girl from my biology class. It was incredible and uncomfortable all at the same time.