crapitextrous 

The ability to crap anywhere, anytime in any conditions

Did you see Dave crap on MT Everest that dude is way crapitextrous

crapitextrous by steve austin July 22, 2004

crapsterbation 

To jack-off while defecating.

Usually done by Fat FFXI nerds who dont have time to complete each task seperately because they are too busy engaging in online parties and lvling up their ultra-uber Black mage.

"Jim is such a dirt-bag who Crapsterbates all the time"
"I was thinking of your mom while i crapsterbated"

crapsterbation by JdeL March 17, 2005

Craputer

A desktop or a laptop that has the misfortune to have ads, spyware, nag screens and the like preinstalled by some OEMs

"Wait a second! Popup ads for their partner ISP? I can't use my own ISP? I have to register before I use it? Oh man! It's a craputer!"

Craputer by masterjamie December 15, 2008

crapital region 

A term used for the region around Albany, New York, for describing its washed-up, has-been (if it isn't actually a never-was, never-will-be) nature and unsuitability as a place to grow up, raise a family or grow old. The trash is whiter than the snow. The guidos/guineas/wops rival those in NYC for inability to be severed from their families. Most whites are actually at least as racist and/or homophobic as the stereotypical Southern white. The school districts are overwhelmingly segregated. If I could go back in time, be reborn elsewhere and never live in the Crapital Region, I would make that choice right now. Remember that Albany is an anagram for "by anal," which is how you take it when you live in the Crapital Region.

Crapital Region residents think the world revolves around them. Last I checked, it revolved around the sun.

crapital region by from crapital region himself June 6, 2010

crapit 

Basically a substitute for *amnit for non-pottymouthed folk.

Theodore: Ha! I mopped you in Halo!
George: Oh, crapit!

crapit by Nathan Algren June 21, 2004

crapiture 

Shortened form of crappy literature. Basically all literature with no intellectual value whatsoever.

Now that school was out, Amy was able to put aside Dickens and Steinbeck in favor of quality crapiture, like "Shopaholic and Friends" and Harlequin romance novels.

crapiture by Aaryanna July 3, 2006

Crapateria 

That food place at work or in jail.

Crappy cafeteria

Crapateria by Homer November 10, 2003