Crabby McCrab Face

Crabby McCrab Face is a relative of Boaty McBoat Face and Trainy McTrain Face and is generally found sat around not giving an actual fuck.

“Oh look, there’s Crabby McCrab Face, the lazy fucker..”

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Crabby dabbler

Someone who keeps reinfesting a host with crabs. On multiple occasions.

I've caught crabs three times because of that crabby dabbler Wish I'd never let him in the bed

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similar to a red balloon, its when you crunch the crabs off anothers pubes with your teeth.

girl: hey do you have change for a dollar.

guy: shut up you whore and give me a crabby balloon.

crabby balloon by dcgrp1 December 10, 2008

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A female with crabs or with a nasty pussy has a Crabby Patty.

Daaaaamnnn!!!! you hear bout monica? she got that Crabby Patty.

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When an individual, who has a crab tattooed on their ass, sticks their bare ass in someone else's face

Hey look! What's his face passed out on the couch!! I'm gonna give him a crabby patty.

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being slapped with a tranny's penis

I love to give Zen crabby kisses!

Crabby Kisses are the best!!

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