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close encounter of the turd kind 

1. Having a negative experience with a douchebag of a person.

2. When you step on dog poop.

3. When a monkey flings his poop and *wham! splat* catches you.

4. Any doo-related major life experience
"Whooooaaa, dude, I heard you and Ryan yelling at each other all night!" "Yeah, it was a close encounter of the turd kind."

"Hey, why are you dragging your foot and what's that smell?" "Close encounter of the turd kind."

"Damn you evil little monkey, did not expect that close encounter of the turd kind!"

"Shane and I had a close encounter of the turd kind."

close enough 

The bare minimum.
"You got everything the teacher wants?"
"Eh, it's close enough."
close enough by PLAYERLXIV May 26, 2018

Close the blinds

Raini close the blinds it's just a joke.
Close the blinds by Tinypyro June 6, 2017

Close Talker 

Someone who gets to close to another person while talking to them.
I had to look at that guy cross eyed when he was talking to me,he's one of those Close Talkers.
Close Talker by matt terry January 4, 2006

close the bars down 

When you're out bar-hopping until the wee hours of the morn moving from a bar that's closing to a later-closing-bar until it's just time to call it a night and bang somebody. Event usually occurs from about 2AM to 4AM.
Hey, Saturday, what say you we close the bars down?
close the bars down by D-Bruch October 15, 2009

close to the kernel

Adjective. The term is used to indicate that someone or something has a nerd or geek-like quality. It is also used by geeks to describe other, more hard-core geeks. It's connotation may be positive or negative depending on tone.

The term comes from the software industry, where kernel programming is among the most technically involved. From an informal standpoint, the more connected people are with kernel software, the higher the chances are of them being geek-like.

John is always talking about role-playing games on his computer - he's close to the kernel.