clobber-cock knockers 

A game where large-breasted women take turns slapping a guy's dick with their boobs. Each slap needs to be harder than the last. The game lasts until either the guy comes (he wins) or someone breaks his dick (she wins). Very dangerous.

I left the party because a game of clobber-cock knockers was starting up, and I didn't want to be there for that shit.

clobber-cock knockers by grugligent November 9, 2022

Clobber Pussy Saga 

A series of nights where 2 people initiate sexual intercourse, and role-play each time, creating a plot.

Any Stories from college?
Ya this one time my girl and I finished a Clobber Pussy Saga. the final boss was when my mom walked in.

Clobber Pussy Saga by Collin Oskey May 26, 2024

Rascal clobber

Either...

1) An outfit which is out of the ordinary, very posh and naughty

2) An outfit which is an utter disgrace to humanity and ones self dignity

1) public school boys in pink chinos, naughty boating shoes, club tie, sports jacket, pipe and air or superiority. RASCAL CLOBBER

2) bloke wearing boxers, sandals and a woman's crop top whilst walking the dog, unbelievable scenes and utter RASCAL CLOBBER

Rascal clobber by R. Clobbèr July 19, 2013

Bicker Clobber

To hit something or someone with great force.

Dakotah stole my dollar, so I bicker clobbered him in the head.

Bicker Clobber by Benny Frank June 3, 2009

Robber Clobber 

When you are capable of stopping up a toilet in a hotel bathroom with a singular bodily function. More specifically at a Red Lion

OMG!!! What happenned, it stinks. And the toilet is completely backed up!

HAHAHA, I did a Robber Clobber!

Robber Clobber by Kimmy Wimmy October 15, 2008

Fresh Clobber 

New clothes. Clothes which were bought for a 15 year old lad by his mum for £70 from sports direct. Usually go out of trend within a month.

Fresh clobber Matt lad 😍😍

Fresh Clobber by W.K.D-SkEnG£man July 6, 2016

shmeat clobber 

an irregularly large male genitalia. Ranging from 9.5-16.5 inches in length, with a typical girth of 4-5 inches. It is easy to spot a shmeat clobber through one’s garments.

Jessica: Oh my god! All of the girls love him.
Stacy: I wonder why.
Jessica: It’s a no brainer, he has a shmeat clobber!

shmeat clobber by shmeetbopper May 18, 2022