The internet analog of buyer's remorse, wherein one comes to regret having clicked on a link of interest after they look up at the clock minutes or hours later and realize that they have invested an inordinate amount of time reading an article, playing a game, conversing with someone, looking at photos, etc. which they would not have spent had they resisted the impulse to "check it out"...

Upon looking up at the clock and realizing he'd spent the last 2 hours choosing the cuter kitten after clicking on the link his sister had emailed him Danny developed a strong feeling of clicker's remorse for not having resisted the urge to click on the link.

Clicker's Remorse by drbeer November 27, 2012

Word of the Day on December 4, 2012

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flat clicker

horizontal motion stabilization plateau

I'm after a flat clicker.
I'm sorry, I don't think we sell that.
No, you guys definitely have that. It's a horizontal motion stabilization plateau.

a.k.a. Mouse Pad

flat clicker by Zeailton December 1, 2019

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Double clicking your mouse

Female masturbation, making reference to the finger action one might do to the clit and its similarity to that of double clicking a computer mouse

Becky went home and "double clicked her mouse" last night

Becky constantly "double clicks her mouse" to me

Becky, What are you doing, Watching porn and "double clicking your mouse"?

Double clicking your mouse by BeckysManSlave September 13, 2009

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