Clawdabbered 

adj. The state of being inebriated or drunk

Jackson is so clawdabbered he can't even walk straight!

Clawdabbered by A Clockwork Alex October 9, 2008

Cassius Clayed 

To deliver a beat down (physically or verbally) to another (sorry) person in a way that makes the defeated party unable to walk with their chin up and chest out. Basically an ownage/pwn

Definition derived from the beat down that Cassius Clay (formerly known as Muhammad Ali) gave the now infamous Sonny Liston.

James: Dude don't make me come over an Cassius Clay you man!

John: Why don't you try it?

<James goes over to John and gives him a whooping>

Sean: John you just got Cassius Clayed fool!!

Cassius Clayed by Lynxx May 12, 2009

Claxed 

Another definition for the word high or stoned, but instead of weed you are getting stoned with jellybeans

V: Yo g what's up.
Z: Nm, getting claxed after school?
V: Sure thing!

Claxed by Vaskicha April 24, 2019

Clawdience 

When you’re sitting on the toilet, or taking a shower (you know, alone time) but the cat sits there and watches you.

Dude, I was trying to get some privacy while I shaved my balls in the shower but the cat and dog came in - I totally had a clawdience.

Clawdience by Meg A Tron February 14, 2022

Chawed On

A feeble illiterate attempt at "Chow Down".

I meant to say Chow Down, but I tripped on my tongue and it came out "Chawed On".

Chawed On by StupidButNotIlliterate May 30, 2017

Chawed on

When you really go to town on something your eating

He really chawed on that steak bone

Chawed on by Stacyjo April 18, 2017

clawesome

The mergization of cool and awesome.

Yay! Let's get some clawesome burritos at the Burrito Bonanza!

clawesome by Cameronary Clawesome June 11, 2007