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Ass Capsule 

(n)- A jar, or any type of container, consisting of an age old fart from years past. Sometimes buried or simply placed on a nearby shelf.
When Abraham Lincoln's Ass Capsule was found, people, both North and South, cherished the rich scent of his noble brand.
Ass Capsule by Dr. Petile July 22, 2011
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crapfulness 

the quality of being full of crap.
george w bush has a high crapfulness quotient.
crapfulness by zarquon January 17, 2007

...somthin about a capulet? 

A definition for the number three chronological order question of act one in the classic play, Romeo and Juliet, which is: "Romeo encounters the Capulet servant."
"Wait, wait... I know number three."
-long pause-
"Allright, give me a hint.."
-stares at Rage and says seriously-
"....Something about a Capulet?"

Cafuladouche

A vehicle that is occupied by two or more douchebags.
Hey have you seen Sandy?

Yeah, she's over next to that cafuladouche.
Cafuladouche by R. Frost October 7, 2010

Romeo Capulet name 

A last name so unpleasant that it causes men to say, 'If that were my surname, I'd defy social norms & forget my macho pride by taking my bride's name upon marriage!'
When I worked in a pizzeria, we had a customer whose last name meant "Mr. Booger/ Snot" in German!
"Please meet Mr. Wentworth & his sister Mrs. Wentworth. . ."
"WTF? Do the Wentworths marry their cousins??!"
"Nope. His brother-in-law's bachelor name is Herrlein Rotz, which means 'Senorito Snot' in German!"
"Wow! What a Romeo Capulet name!"
Romeo Capulet name by Powerpasser December 15, 2017

not the bluey capsule 

Person 1: Not the bluey capsule
Person 2: yeah bluey capsule sucks azz

Person3: Blueycapsules fans dni pls