Calling in drunk 

a. A valid excuse for calling out of work when you've partied too hard the night before.

b. Evading responsibility via alcohol, i.e. court, child care, blind dates, birthdays

We partied until 5am and I passed out on a homeless man... definitely calling in drunk today.

Calling in drunk by Hudson Riley August 30, 2013

HARVARD IS CALLING‼️‼️🔥🔥 

Often used with ‼️‼️🔥🔥 It means the statement is either incredibly dumb or incredibly smart. its opposite is “HARVARD JUST HUNG UP🔥🔥” It uses Harvard as a reference because its known to be extremely hard to get into.

Person 1 : “Why dont we just make people live where the food is to solve world hunger?”
Person 2 : “ HARVARD IS CALLING‼️‼️🔥🔥”

HARVARD IS CALLING‼️‼️🔥🔥 by Omi-Omi💪💪 January 31, 2023

calling out 

Verb: The strongest way to issue a challenge towards a person.

-synonym: throwing down the gauntlet.

ex1: I am calling out the neighbor because he slept with my wife.
ex2: Steve knows you slept with his wife, hes calling out both of you.

calling out by andrewcovetsall March 6, 2017

pot calling the kettle black

This is a phrase that states that the person you are talking to is calling you something that they themselves are (and generally in abundance).

This comes from old times when pots and pans were generally black and kettles were generally metallic and reflective. Therefore the pot sees its black reflection in the kettle and thinks that the kettle is black.

*this can also sometimes be shortened to "pot, kettle, black."*

someguy: u R an idiot 4 sayin tht
Some other guy: Well thats the pot calling the kettle black!

pot calling the kettle black by The Spooky Twigg December 3, 2004

calling cobbs 

Calling cobbs means if you see someone with a food or drink you like if you say "COBBS!" They either have to give you the whole thing or a bite. If they fail to do this you get to slap them in the face 1 time. To avoid getting cobbs called on you you have to say "No cobbs as soon as you get your food.

Brandon gets a snickers bar.
James: COBBS!
Brandon has to give the whole thing or a piece of the snickers bar to James

Brandon gets a snickers bar.
Brandon says No Cobbs!

Calling cobbs can not be done now

calling cobbs by Theladykilla9825 July 31, 2016

calling in black 

It's morning. You hate mornings. Scrolling the morning newsfeed, you read about another unarmed black man murdered by police and your blood begins to boil. You think about the blonde girl at the office (mis)using "woke" again and you start to get nauseated. This is when "Calling in Black" (with fever and nausea) can be the perfect solution.

Living While Black can take a toll. Sometimes you need a minute. Mmkay? That's when when "Calling in Black"

can be so clutch. 2) " Jamisa wants a three-day weekend, so she's calling in black on Monday morning"

calling in black by La'Shondra June 15, 2018

Cat Calling 

Rude sexual remarks or unwarranted honking of a car made by both men and women to passing people on the street. Usually “cat calls” are about a certain feature of a person, or their body as a whole.

‘I’d lick you up baby’ - Guy/Girl cat calling an annoyed stranger on the street

“Ugh, I just got cat called on my way to work” - the person who was yelled at

Cat Calling by AStrangerDefining October 16, 2021