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sit around with her thumb up her bum and her mind in neutral

1) The art of mucking around and generally getting nothing done.
2) Description relevant to the most common state of teenagers when they leave school
Since Crissy left school, all she's done is sit around with her thumb up her bum and her mind in neutral

bum injection

Bend over and take it like a man, its bum injection time, pucker up
bum injection by mitch00uk April 7, 2015

Air Bum'ing 

The act of bum'ing someone with out them knowing and without contact
I air bum'ed my boss today Air Bum'ing
Air Bum'ing by pjmuvaDJ December 16, 2009

Internet Bum

A person who spends most of their life on the internet,doing such things as bloging,watching porn,making, 'n00bie vids' on YouTube, or making weird words on Urban Dictionary,l33ting, ECT.
dude: Last night i made two Vlogs on youtube,and watched some anal domination vids,and spamed sone sick dog to all my n00bies

dudette:*scoff* your such an internet bum
Internet Bum by LOLZER828 January 19, 2009

international bum 

A jobless individual that spends most of his/her time traveling and avoiding getting a job and/or making money. Can usually be spotted bagpacking through Europe after college, spending their parents money.

I-Bums tend to deny their bum-status by stating that they deserve a break after college. They also tend to travel in groups, and rigorously post photos of their travels on their Xanga, MySpace, or Blog pages. They believe that by doing this, they do not qualify as a bum of any sort. However, bum-status is given to anyone with no job, no plans and no money.
Being an international bum, Joey decided to bagpack through Europe to delay getting a job.

interlocking bum spoons 

a form of spooning where the couple lay top to tail, each on their side facing opposite ways, whilst interlocking bums in the middle of the bed.
Jess Riley decided to relax by engaging in interlocking bum spoons with her partner.