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bullshitimia 

The constant need and desire to purge and rid yourself of all the crap in your life. Ridding one's self of meaningless objects and people can provide a sense of euphoria and well-being. Freedom from possessions and being possessed.
As Annie was ridding her home of all the things that belonged to her ex-husband she telephoned Holly to tell her how great she felt. Holly replied, "Girl! Sounds like you are afflicted with BULLSHITIMIA! Purging all his crap will set yourself free! Rid yourself of all his shit!"

bullshitinosis 

A fake or immaginary disease, usually to get out of work or for attention. Calling out someone who you know is faking it.
Mark: My tummy doesn't feel good and my head is hot. I think I am sick, I can't go to work today.
Tom:Bullshitinosis
Travis: Yes, Mark you have bullshitinosis, and IDS
bullshitinosis by yoda321 November 6, 2009

Bullshitism 

it's what makes up 95% of all Religion.
Bullshitism is what keeps idiots believing in Religion in the first place.
Bullshitism by NeMeSiSM66 October 8, 2004

Bullshitism 

When anything happens, reminds you of the word "bullshit"...
Tracher: paraphrase this...
Student A: bluh bluh bluhing bluh... (although a good answer)
Student B: (whispering) bullshit...
Teacher: That was buuuullshiiiit
Student B raising his hand: bullshitism gentlemen, Its called bullshitism

Teacher: ...!
(Even you reading this may simply say: bullshit!)
Bullshitism by VjForever May 13, 2016

bullshitting 

goofing off, pretending to be working when youre not
bob: steve! i thought you were cleaning my desk! quit bullshitting and get back to work!
bullshitting by superninja101 January 9, 2008

Bullshitting 

Wasting valuable time. Could also mean lying and telling ridiculous ass stories.
The homie Jhustle be bullshitting about paying me my money fam!! I have been waiting on his lame ass to pay me my paper for 3 weeks.
Bullshitting by Set trip February 10, 2019