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botty bovril 

Rusty Water, Fizzy Gravy 'sans' fizz.

A hot, meaty smelling liquid bowel movement, usually experienced the day after a lukewarm steak bake from Greggs.
"Bloody hell, Susan. I wish I hadn't had that dodgy meat pie on the way home from the petrol station last night. My arse has been streaming botty bovril almost non stop since 5 this morning. My legs are numb."
botty bovril by effinG123 May 20, 2017

Botty-Cough 

Invented by two philosophers Terrance T. Rattigan & James Theodoras the Third, botty-cough is the act of passing wind out your foo foo valve.
My botty-cough blew a hole in the seat
Botty-Cough by Canolaxel December 25, 2018

Botty socket 

British slang for the anus, so called because during making a sexual time it acts as the socket for the plug which is a penis, or buttplug of course, or on rarer occasions - you do you though, I do not judge - gerbils in toilet roll tubes.
"I would love to be slammed by The Rock in the botty socket" - Bret 'The Hitman' Hart
Botty socket by Sullivanus Maximus November 1, 2020

botty burp 

when your arse decides to make the noise that should have left your mouth,after a large swig of stella.
botty burp by seanyboy August 1, 2003

botty tosh 

Mate, i just botty toshed some fat sloot.
botty tosh by Beeds January 12, 2008